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lmaoharls:
I wish I had an ego as big as yours, maybe then I’d be fulfilled in life. Make me, little boy.
Insert the usual self assuring bullshit like you just gotta believe in yourself and shit. ‘Cause that’s all I do. Being in such a high power at Dalton helps as well. Little? Who are you calling little? I will lick your face.
parkerhummel:
What all have you said in front of her? Because she’s gonna get to the point of repeating words at one point.
It does not. Anyways, enough about your sex life, let’s talk about mine; Luca’s coming over tonight so I was wondering if you’d be a dear and watch our spawn of joy tonight?
What haven’t I said around her? I truly am the poster parent for what not to do.
Ahh... sorry, I can’t -- I’m dedicating the night to myself, you know 8 straight hours of jerking with no breaks, maybe a little Latin music in the background if I’m feeling spicy. That was all a joke, clearly. But I felt like I had to explain it because I knew you wouldn’t pick up on it. I can watch her, no big deal.
lmaoharls:
Your monster cock? Wow, somebody takes pride in himself. I knew it.
You know it. Everything is coming up Casey. Shut up!
parkerhummel:
You never know, maybe she’s a prodigy and she’ll remember everything we tell her.
Just because you say ‘no offense’ doesn’t mean it’s not offensive, Cas.
Oh boy, then do I got some explaining to do if she remembers everything.
No, I’m pretty sure it voids out all of the offensiveness.
qfabraypuckerman:
I’m guessing that it doesn’t.
Ahh, right on the nose. So about the number? Thinking about using it? If not... you’ll surely be missing out, babe.
qfabraypuckerman:
You do know I’m old enough to be your mother, right?
No, I totally know. You think that bothers me?
lmaoharls:
I didn’t mean it like that. I was just saying, having gay dads didn’t make you question if you wanted to fuck a guy? Also, you sound like you bottomed, I wouldn’t expect that from you. You sound too dominant for that.
No? Should it? Because it totally doesn’t. This was just like, a one time thing.
What? No! I totally topped, it was just uncomfy to fit this monster cock into a hole like that. Okay, shut up.
evanstothesam:
One moment its a gay experience, next thing you know, you’re married to a man and have four kids with him.
Pretty sure this was just a one time thing but thanks for the advice, the balding wonder.
parkerhummel:
Oh. Welp, guess I should give the ‘daddy might fall in love with a boy’ speech to Kinsley. I’m just a little bit offended I wasn’t asked to join in.
Park, she’s a baby. I don’t know if it’s just me, but I don’t think she’ll really retain that info.
Ask you to join in? Five shots in and I forgot you existed. No offense.
lmaoharls:
Nice. You know, I find it kinda weird this was your first gay experience — with you having gay dads and all.
Is that you stereotyping me? Thinking that all kids of gay dads are bound to be homos? Frankly, I am offended.
lopezlevi:
People like you are the reason nobody takes ‘gay’ relationships seriously.
Why’s that Ditzy? Explain.
qfabraypuckerman:
Some idiot in a blazer gave me his number at the coffee shop.
What is wrong with people?
Sorry, couldn’t help myself, I call babes as I see them.
lmaoharls:
Was it at least a good experience?
Super uncomfy but y’know wouldn’t mind doing it again.
This morning I woke up in another guy’s bed. Hello first gay experience, goodbye stranger.
ohyasmine:
Well, I have a doctor appointment in a few days and I’m kinda happy about it. You know, getting rid of some things — flu season just kills you, doesn’t it?
The flu really is quite a bitch. But you’d think it’d hit you in the beginning of winter... guess you’re a late bloomer.
gabrielopez:
“..I’ve never had a lot of friends, y’know?”
“Bummer.”
williamschuester:
You have got to be joking. Regionals are this month and quite a few of the New Directions have come down with something. I don’t know if its all the same thing or not but we haven’t got long left to rehearse.
That is quite a pity, don’t you think? How do you think you guys are going to compare against the Warblers when you’ve got your little members dropping like flies?