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khevans:

“I have 69 cents… you know what that means?”

“…I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. It’s a sad day.”

“Oh.” “I thought that meant we’re gonna suck eachother’s dicks.” “No?” “ if I chip in the rest of the money can we share chicken nuggets?”

#khevans

mommybritt:

“Lord Tubbington was a troubled cat. It all started with online gambling. Lady Tubbington tried to stage an intervention on Fondue For Two with his ecstasy addiction. She tipped off the boss and he ate the twinkies. That was the last time I saw him.”

“I’d love a new kitty, maybe I could surprise your mom! 8 cats and a baby? I think Daxton will be grooming himself in no time..it would be cute to see, but I think four is enough, Levi.”

“Uhm, mom. Cats can’t be addicted to ecstasy. Weed though. Definitely can be addicted to weed. Like every time I get my bong out, Mr. Flufferkins and Pumpkin get all excited and shit.” “I hope online gambling isn’t in the cat genetics though. Pumpkin seems like he has a very addictive personality.”

“Yeah! I mean I totally already texted her about it and she ignored me- but she probably just didn’t see it. I mean, I have two cats and Karter has two, and i’m just like... guessing Mr. Flufferkins is gonna have 4 kittens? He had like 5 last time. Also, can cats get depressed? I pretty sure Mr. Fluff is depressed about the fact that he can’t keep all of his kittens. I think it’s really taking a toll on him.” “Oh you should see him, Dax is totally already peeing in the litter box like a cat. Like he told us that Karter’s cat taught him.”

#mommybritt

heartboylopez:

Is it super lame if I just ask someone to homecoming, right here, on the internet? I know, it’s like- a month a way, But I really wanna go and I know… no one.. will ask me.

Ooh, can I come? Can me and Karter come? We never got to go to prom together. We can be your...- catacombs! No, thats not the right word. Please can we come baby brother, pleassseeee??

#heartboylopez

“Why can’t kids just be like- born knowing how to go to the bathroom?” “Like my cats are potty trained better then my boyfriends kid is.” “He’s literally just running around naked at our apartment at this point- somebody help.”

#bttb:start #now levi's feeling the pressure of karter's son daxton potty training #like levi and karter know how to potty train a toddler

mommybritt:

“Thankfully no, because Mr. Flufferkins isn’t naughty and involved in ponzi schemes. I knew Lady Tubbington would rat him out one day.”

“wait, what?” “Wait! Do you guys want one of mr. flufferkins kittens when he has them?” “Like I’m gonna keep one of them, but me and karter literally have like four cats plus a kid so like, i dont think we have anymore room in our apartment.” “I mean, I think we do, but Karter said 8 cats is too many.”

#mommybritt #so karter is his boyfriend as he has a son named daxton #and they just like recently moved into an apartment together.

mommybritt:

“Saw some old pictures of my feline child Lord Tubbington and it made me sad. I knew the cat-mob would find him sooner or later. Two girls one cat will never be the same.”

“...Wait, do you think that means the cat-mob could be after mr. flufferkins?”

#mommybritt #that's his cat #who he thinks is transgender because they thought he was a boy until he had kittens xD

fiweston:

You’ve crack my code! Fionatron 5000 is malfunctioning… –Error! Error!

...Oh my god. Does Kara know?

#fiweston

felixcs:

What can I say? At least I can style out a mistake if it happens.. Anyway, what’s up people?

“Dude, who even rides a skateboard anymore?” “It’s all about the razor scooters now.”

#felixcs

evangelinexweston:

“I assume you didn’t listen to the old Bob Barker PSA’s, eh Levi? Oh well, I’m sure you’ll find people around here that want some of the fluffy little demons.”

“...Who?” “Okay, wow- they are not demons, take that back.”