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I’ve had a restricted phone number calling me non-stop for the past hour. This is how I die, folks.

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Kinky ;)

#ooc #jeff blim is the gayest creature

Denise what

I've had a restricted phone number calling me non-stop for the past hour. This is how I die, folks.

I wish Hannah Hart would cook in my kitchen.

#//you dress like a gay man jeffrey

'like'

#this is probably a picture of me in 5 years #actually clark

text || Sweirdo

Mia: Tit, cunt, cock, fuck, shit, damn.

Clark: Gasp.

text || Sweirdo

Mia: YET.

Clark: I don't offend easily, so good luck.

text || Sweirdo

Mia: No, I just suck at words completely and offend people is all.

Clark: Aw, come on. You've never offended me, per se.

text || Sweirdo

Mia: No. I just... Suck at words.

Clark: Oh, boy. You guys fighting... again?

text || Sweirdo

Clark: Hey I don't think your boyfriend likes me very much. Did I do something?

Well, I guess nothing. I’ve had my head shaved before, so.

As have I but I’d still be pissed if someone Jackass-ed me but okay, whatever.

Oh. Okay bye.

I’d probably deserve it.

If someone shaved your head, what would you do?

Well, I guess nothing. I've had my head shaved before, so.

You okay? I was kidding.

I know. She’d feed you your own junk if you touched that lioness hair.

I'd probably deserve it.

Ssshhh she’ll look cute bald.

Okay.

You okay? I was kidding.

DARREN PLEASE

Do it and I’ll piss on everything you love.