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karl-heinz urban, forty eight years old, actor, relationship status: single. father of two incredible young boys. Billy the badass butcher, or bones in startreck, nothing beats a great smile        var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5649397"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

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bbMessenger | Urban

PADDY: I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

KARL: It grew legs and enjoyed the gym, then felt it needed to shower of after the workout

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TFLN

Here!

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Messanger II Cam

KARL: Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.

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TFLN

Here!

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Messanger II Jade

KARL: She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.

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TFLN

Here!

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Messanger II Deborah

KARL: well most of my day revolves around power hour

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SEND ‘TFLN’ FOR A TEXT STARTER USING A TEXT FROM TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT’S RANDOM GENERATOR.

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, PTSDee (S12E07)

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cbbmonaghan​:

Hold on.           Lemme just file that under things I never thought Karl Urban would say to me. 

Life is full of surprise.

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cbbwatson​:

Oh, gosh. Stop. I’m still not used to people congratulating me. 

Nope get used to it my friend, it’s going to be going on for a while. 

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cbbflueger​:

‘Yeah. Yeah, I’m good,’ Patrick answered quickly. A little too quickly. His response wasn’t the only thing he rushed either, eager hands reaching for the shot the second it was pushed forward and downing in. He was already pouring a second when he spoke again. ‘Weddings just, uh. They ain’t my thing. Should’a stayed at the house.’ It might’ve spared him today’s argument and tomorrow’s hangover. He just didn’t want to let Dianna down. Turns out, he’d managed to do that anyway. 

Karl did notice that Patrick’s response came a little too quick, but he decided not to press it. Although they were close in the past, he was one to know well not to push others secrets. “Well good thing we have things to distract us, they may not be our old indulges but a open bar is nothing to be scoffed at.” He said with a smile as he lined up the shots. The two of them had overindulged together many times, and although it used to be mixed in with more elicit substances, alcohol did the trick for him nowadays. To emphasise his point he took on of the shots in front of them, pointing to the drinks to encourage the male to take part in their shared vice.

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cbbsaldana​:

Finger circled the rim of her wine glass in an almost thoughtful manner and Zoe paused before responding, as though needing a moment to decide whether or not she believed his attempts to exonerate himself. She didn’t. Thanks to her front row seat, she’d witnessed the whole event. Karl was no more to blame than she was, however, the woman couldn’t miss such a perfect opportunity to tease. Old times sake and all that. ‘Alright,’ she finally spoke with a firm nod. ‘I believe you. Others might not.’ Hand reached out then, patting the seat beside her in a silent invitation to join. ‘Perhaps. Who did you pick? Tell me. I’ll be the judge.’ 

His own past wasn’t exactly the most pretty, he’d done many things he was ashamed of. Some others knew, some that he kept to himself, well as much as he could. The results of his previous actions were still effecting him to this day. The thing about Zoe was she knew him well, maybe even better than people he called his best friends, she didn’t know everything. But she knew enough, and yet had never judged him, maybe that’s what kept drawing him back to her. She was someone he could always relay on. “Maybe I’ll have to get a hold of the tapes from big to prove my innocence to unbelieving bystanders.” Karl let out a chuckle as he took the seat offered to him. “I was giving Daniel Craig some big ups, he really did do well as him. Deep down we all know Sean could never be fully replaced but that guy did well at making the character his own.”

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cbbmonaghan​:

Not without a beer. Or five. 

Good thing I’m free for the night and have just brought a case of beer.

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cbbflueger​:

‘Tequila, sambuca. Everything. I don’t give a fuck. Just line ‘em up.’

“Sure thing man, you alright?” He asked as he turned to the bartender and requested two shots of tequilla, “Just leave the bottle,” Karl said with a grin shot towards Patrick

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cbbflueger​:

‘Fuckin’ right I am. Shots?’

“Sure thing man, what you feeling? Tequila? Or something more adventures?”

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cbbsaldana​:

Now there’s a face she hasn’t seen in a while. Impossible not to see him amidst the chaos kicking off between Patrick and Noel. When Zoe first looked into joining Big Brother, she’d heard rumours here and there who else was around. However, she didn’t know for certain. Rumours were all part of being famous after all and it wasn’t exactly a show she watched. Being in the house made it hard to see too, ‘cause the damn place was a mansion. It’s not until they’re all here, celebrating a wedding inside the same venue, that she can really get a feel of who was around. That was when she spotted him. Karl. Hard not to, given the commotion his pal is causing. Curious eyes watch as Jon Bernthal dragged the Chicago PD actor outside, separating him from the ruckus. Zoe waited a beat longer, letting the dust settle before finally making her presence known, speaking up from the table she’d been watching from. ‘Always causing trouble, Urban. Some things never change,’ the woman teased, shaking her head in mock disappointment. ‘Should I even ask what happened?’

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Karl was half surprised and half not when shit started to kick off between Noel and Patrick. He knew his old friend was quick to anger, especially when drunk. He’d seen him in enough bar fights to realise this, then again usually he was wasted to, so helping wasn’t easy. The man himself hadn’t actually in the house that long, was still learning the names of many of the contestant. But there was one face he’d recognise anywhere. Zoe Saldana, the woman who had captured his heart so long ago. The one who had spent so many nights with him, and yet they always seemed to end. In all honesty he was half tempted to break up the fight, but two other men had jumped in by then. To drag away the offenders. “Not sure this one was my fault, but sure I had some cause in it.” A laugh left his lips. “I have no fucking clue, one minute me and Patrick were talking about who’s the best James Bond. And then the next the two of them had started fighting. Maybe I picked the wrong James to support.” He shrugged with a smirk, showing he was joking.