─ ☀️ miss honey

forty-six years old. forever the reigning supreme of a non-existant witches coven. a professional drew barrymore imitator, constantly getting paid for ugly-crying on screen. thanks, ryan murphy. dream about one day owning a sheep farm, knitting woolly sweaters for my family, drinking a heavily sweetened tea, surrounded by cats and a wife. now that's a life, huh? currently raising money for the kids in need of desks fund. education is one of the most important right a person has, after all. find me among the rest of the big brother cast, makiing a complete fool out of myself. [ written by ursie. ]

[cbbpaulson]

What was your last fight about?

"I assume you meant a real fight, rather than a simple bicker here and there, because if it's the latter then it happens so many times during a week that it's hard to pin point which one was the last one. — My last serious fight included my agent, a very angry director and the image of Sarah Paulson slamming the door on the way out. The fighting part was not fun, but I have to be honest and admit that it felt good to finally let it all out."

[cbbpaulson]

cbbstan:

“I heard there were some people around here that I knew.. Why not follow the trend huh? Is that what the kids these days say? Anyways.. I’m Sebastian and I have no clue how reality television works.”

“Welcome to the house! Sure, it may seem nice from the first glance, but feel free to have a mental and emotional breakdown anytime; you won’t be the first nor last, I’m sure. — So, is that your reason for coming here, then? To follow the trend?”

[rp-memes-and-more]

honesty hour!

ask my muse anything, nothing is off limits and they have to answer with complete honesty. 

[alkfjadfafadfafda]

[cbbpaulson]

darrenthecriss:

So, my brother gave me this super adorable book with Broadway baby names (named after the iconic Sondheim song) last weekend and I’m so in love with it, even though it’s super late. My niece and nephew got kind of obsessed with it and ended up bombarding me with Disney suggestions all day. They definitely get an A+ for their creativity and effort, but something tells me calling those little monsters (or watermelons, as that’s how big they are right now) Mushu & Cricket or Beauty & The Beast wouldn’t be entirely appropriate. But now I totally want to hear what kind of epic duo name combinations my housemates come up with, so bring it on. Give me those names. Go.

“And that is one of the reasons I absolutely will go down in flames screaming how much I love Chuck. That’s such a nice gift, honestly. And I’m not only saying it because Sondheim is a genius that should be celebrated every day. Disney names can be fun, but I agree with you there. I am just thinking about you, honey, and I don’t think your future bundle of joy will be too happy with either you or Matt for naming them Cricket. I will say this, though — in fear of aging myself a bit too much there — but you should really think about Matilda and Lavender. Just a suggestion, two random names from the top of my head, not a reference or anything...”

[cbbfern]

[cbbpaulson]

cbbfern:

codyfern: Two superstars.

mssarahcatharinepaulson: Honestly, everyone else just needs to stop trying. You can’t compete with absolute perfection 🙌

[cbbpaulson]

cbbwatson:

‘I don’t think that’s offensive. I am absolutely your stereotypical Brit who believes there’s nothing a strong cuppa can’t make better. Forget Belle. I’m basically Mrs Potts.            Oh, I’m certain. If it doesn’t then I’m going to have to question everything I thought I knew. Tea and biscuits coming right up. Do you take sugar?’ 

“I can definitely see that happening in a couple of decades, when Disney decides they don’t have enough money and will make yet another remake of the classic that should just be left alone, in my opinion. No offense, really. — Thank you. For the tea, I mean. And for an attempt to make it at least a bit better. I’m gonna show just how American I am right now, but I’d love some sugar, yes. Two spoons, please.”

[cbbpaulson]

bbMessenger | Coco

CODY: Couldn’t possibly let you ever forget.

CODY: The title was made for me. Anybody who tried to say otherwise would only be lining themselves up for bitter disappointment and failure.

SARAH: I don't deserve you, Coco.

SARAH: I wholeheartedly agree. If there's no official crowning ceremony anytime soon, I will organise something stat. It HAS to happen. Especially now, that you finally have a crown to boot!

[cbbpaulson]

cbbfern:

‘Oh, please. Desperate Housewives has nothing on this place. The only thing we’re missing is an unsolved murder, which I’m sure could be arranged.’ Voice lowered to a whisper and brows raised in an almost suggestive manner, as though he genuinely meant such a statement, though the wicked smirk curling at Cody’s lips soon said otherwise. He was evil, sure, but he was also obsessed with fashion. Orange prison garments were never something he’d risk having to style. Not even for a bit of drama. ‘That being said, there’s certainly a few Edie Britts hovering in dark corners, waiting to pounce. ‘You should see some of the public displays of indecency and fashion horrors I’ve seen during my time here.’ Hand clutched at imaginary pearls to further display his outrage. ‘Excuse you, but if there is a single person here who does not recognise your face, feel free to point them in my direction. I’ll be happy to educate.’ Zippo was pressed back into pocket with a pointed look in Sarah’s direction. She never gave herself enough credit, but that was okay. He was there to do it for her. That’s what best friends were for, just like they were here to scoff at the ridiculousness of anyone ever referring to Ms Paulson as not fit for acting. It was loud and obnoxious, as though hoping whoever made such a suggestion would hear even without the cameras. ‘Poppycock. Who said such a thing? And who ever thought reality television was the cure? That alone proves they shouldn’t be in a position to make any decisions. Ever.’  

“Of course, out of all the characters that could have completely overtaken a place like this, it would be that goddamn flip-flop, wouldn’t it? — Although, we certainly should do something about the lack of fashionable people in this hole. Now with Stef in the mix, we’re gonna be the absolute icons we’ve always been and the rest will just have to keep up,“ Sarah motioned her hand, nonchalantly, yet a pleasant smile had settled on her lips. She was a fairly reserved person, having already used to show the forced ‘happy-go-lucky’ personality in front of the cameras on a talk show or on the red carpet... and the one person who she was able to completely be herself was now sitting next to her, and Sarah couldn’t explain how safe she really felt; not only about being able to be herself, but also in a general sense of the word. That’s what friends were for, after all. When you’re throwing a middle finger at the world, your friends are right there to stand by your side and throw their own middle finger right there with you. As their conversation turned to Sarah’s reason for being here, the actress fell quiet again, taking another long drag of the cigarette and focusing on a spot at her feet. “This is what happens, kiddo. You get married and you have the time of your life, but before you know it, your beloved wife has been emotionally abusing the shit out of you when you were the most broken, and only realised it when it was far too late.“ There was another pause, much longer this time. Sarah took another drag of her cigarette. “I was looking forward to play Margaret, you know? I got the early draft of the script, was ready to meet the cast for the first table-read. A day before the table read, our dearest mister Murphy reached out to me and said that...“ the woman cleared her throat, before continuing in a voice that could only betray that she was holding back so much raw emotion that suddenly overflew her senses, “my mental state is not fit enough for the role and I should seek medical help. He appreciates all that I did for his show, but he does not see my name among the cast list in the foreseeable future.“

[cbbpaulson]

bbMessenger | Coco

CODY: You always are. It’s impossible for a queen to ever be wrong.

CODY: Too late for that.

CODY: I just need to get myself a throne now. Maybe then people will finally realise I am clearly the rightful King of Big Brother.

SARAH: Always gotta remind me of that, don't you? Glad to have you by my side, not gonna lie.

SARAH: Hey, if someone decides to make some kind of competition out of it, my voice goes to you. No doubt. The title suits you.

[cbbpaulson]

bbMessenger | Coco

CODY: Not quite right? It’s perfect, Sarah. I may never take it off ever again.

CODY: You know me so well.

SARAH: I thought you'd like it. I'm glad I was right.

SARAH: I'm sure it suits you. Just don't let it get to your head too much ;)

[cbbpaulson]

bbMessenger | Coco

SARAH: I hope you're enjoying your new crown. And I hope it fits. It was a last minute buy, so I'm sorry if something's not quite right.

SARAH: I would've made one myself if I didn't think about this at the very last damn moment.

[cbbpaulson]

A gift that’s handed in person after Sarah called Matt and Darren up and presented their gift to them, including a cheesy apron, a throw-pillow, a box of novelty chocolates and two separate neatly handpicked gift baskets containing various self-care essentials. 

@darrenthecriss, @mattbomercriss 

[cbbpaulson]

A neatly wrapped package left by Cody’s bed, along with a pair of an inside-joke kind of socks, The Daily Bitch calendar and a novelty crown she had found on Etsy. The card reads: 

Every Queen needs a knight. I’m glad I have you by my side. You still want me to choke you? I really hope not. Those socks should do the trick, maybe one of the good people around the house will satisfy the urges! And the crown... well, when you’re not being a knight for the Queen, you’re a whole King to somebody else (he’s pretty cute, too!). And, of course, the calendar we can quote to each other when we’re feeling just a little bit more of a bitch one of those days. 

Have a good one, Little Devil.

With love,  S. 

@cbbfern

[cbbpaulson]

cbb-tomholland:

Tom snuggled further into his blanket on the sofa, a little pout on his face, he hated being sick. “I think I’m coming down with something.” He sighed, burrowing his face in the pillow. 

“Oh, no, that’s not good. It’s that time of the year, I guess,“ Sarah responded with a look of concern reflected on her face. “Want some chicken soup? I was headed for the kitchen to cook something up for myself anyway, so I could easily get a batch of homemade soup going. Usually works like a charm.“

[ltbelanna]

LOCKE & KEY | 1x01 “Welcome to Matheson”

Are you okay? I mean, I know none of us are okay, but … you seem really far away.

[cbbpaulson]

@cbbfern

[cbbpaulson]

cbbkristenstewart:

“Yeah… it’s a lot to get used to, right? I totally get that. It will probably take you a while to adjust to them. I don’t even notice that they’re there anymore. But it took me a while too.”

“That’s what I keep telling myself, you know? That soon I won’t be able to notice them anymore and just forget that I’m under a magnifying glass 24/7. I guess it doesn’t help that I’ve never been quick to adjust to changes, either.“