“So um.. Wanna do s’mores? … What? Just trying to warm up this conversation.”
‘’If that was your way of hitting on me then it was terrible-- - stop googling pick up lines.’’

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“So um.. Wanna do s’mores? … What? Just trying to warm up this conversation.”
‘’If that was your way of hitting on me then it was terrible-- - stop googling pick up lines.’’
“i never said you were crazy. i said i think this is a joke and that you’re probably just blowing it out of proportion. someone likely got bored and in the next couple of hours will come clean and expect a good laugh. and regardless this has nothing to do my clothing, thank you very much.”
‘’And everyone else is probably not taking it serious enough-- - I get it, I’d be bored too if I had no friends here but this person has to be mental, right? I thought I was sick and twisted but THIS, this is messed up.’’
“Am I not allowed to wear plaid…?”
‘’Sure you can-- - the mentally challenged tend to get away with a lot of things.’’
“Oh my God, please, stop. Get a grip. If you don’t stop yelling, I am going to kill you. If this is anything, it’s an impressive hacking job, and that is all. Now, fucking, pop your Xanax or something and chill.”
‘’SERIOUSLY? you’ll kill me? I’m shaking in my heels, asshat. How about you lose those shitty twelve year old comebacks and go for a peaceful hike? I’d feel more at ease with you in tiny little pieces.’’
“Hey, news flash: you’re not the only one that’s freaked out right now and you losing your shit on all of us. So do us a favor, sweetheart, and shut up.”
‘’..I’d show me a little more respect-- - you obviously have no idea who the hell I am and what I’m capable of doing, sweetheart.’’
“Why the hell are you yelling so loud? I really doubt there’s anything to be worried about. Just a bunch of idiots playing around, scaring the guests.”
‘’Seriously? are you THAT dumb or just daft? have you heard what happened here?’’
“YOU said crazy. I simply said you should ‘calm the fuck down.’ Don’t be overdramatic, it’s unbecoming. I’m sure if someone was going to kill they they’d have done so already.”
‘’Oh YEAH? so every horror movie starts off straight away with the slicing and dicing, huh? this sicko is probably just waiting for the right moment.’’
“Um, I was just looking for some hot chocolate. Who are you yelling at?”
‘’This isn't time to sit around the campfire drinking hot chocolate and sing kumbaya. EVERYONE !! ‘’
“Calm down, Princess. Is just someone playing pranks. “
‘’Firstly, I prefer queen and secondly.. you heard about those girls going missing, right? this is probably what happened before the two of them were most likely sliced and diced.’’
“Why are you freaking out right now? It’s not a big deal. And I’m not dressed like a lumberjack. I’m trying to stay warm.”
‘’We just pretty much got a death threat and to you thats and I quote.. not a big deal? are you trying to be funny?’’
‘’ ..You think I’m CRAZY? -- - the only delusional thing in this room right now is YOU.. look at yourself, you’re dressed like a bloody lumberjack. Excuse me for freaking the hell out over what just happened !! ’’