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@swagpatrcl
“I, uh, got pulled into an interview cause I was ‘missing’ on the night of the screening... I just don’t like when animals talk in movies... I just went running instead.” Boy shifted from one foot to the other, “Anyway, yeah... If you were looking for more info on the whole thing, you’re gonna need to ask someone else, sorry... I actually literally have no idea what happened at all.”
do you like andrew?
“Of courSe! I like Andrew. He’s basically, like one of my bestest buds. I feel like I can tell him anything, like how much better I am than him at Overwatch, or how I haven’t looked at the back of my thighs in ten years and at this point I’m too afraid to check just in case there’s a giant spider that’s taken home back there or something. I wanna be with Andrew for, like, the rest of my life.”
has andrew hit that yet?
“aHaaaHa, Whahahhaaaaaat. Andy? good Old Drew BOY? ANDREw the good fella, Drew? Hit Who? Whatasft? Me? That? What is that? Hahah,,, what are you Asking if he Hit? Andy?? The ANDY we all know and LOVE? I mean, love is fake! HA, but That Andy? I don’t think so~! No WAy? HAHAHahasfdha.”
piper what pokemon would you dress up as during sex
“Hands down, Machamp. Have you seen those abs? And four hands? What a catch. People wouldn’t be able to keep their eyes off of me and my four toes in total.”
( @overwatchandrew )
Piper walked into Andrew’s hospital room, sunglasses on, throwing her whole stack of Chem 3C notes into the air, then immediately taking out Monopoly Money from her pocket and making it rain in the air above her. “Guess who got a 98% on her Chemistry midterm,” Then, she did a spin, taking off her sunglasses to reveal concerned eyes, “Is super, duper, pretty much, worried about you,” She did another spin, putting the sunglasses back on and pulling out two Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Disks out of her backpack, “And is not gonna let you beat my deck just cause you’re wearing a paper dress?”
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Unknown: Hello, lambs : ) I hope you haven't forgotten about me so soon. Don't worry, I have a lot more up my sleeve to keep you all on your toes. I'm feeling generous tonight. Feel free to make requests on who you want to end up like Emmy next. If I don't get any votes, then maybe I'll have to teach more than one of you a lesson. Better vote for someone or else. Welcome back, Levians.
Boy: im sorry i literally dont know anyone, i dont go to this school
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Unknown: Hello, lambs : ) I hope you haven't forgotten about me so soon. Don't worry, I have a lot more up my sleeve to keep you all on your toes. I'm feeling generous tonight. Feel free to make requests on who you want to end up like Emmy next. If I don't get any votes, then maybe I'll have to teach more than one of you a lesson. Better vote for someone or else. Welcome back, Levians.
Piper: yeet
Headcanon meme~
rocketcandycouture:
Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon. Yes. Do it.
☾ - sleep headcanon
★ - sad headcanon
☆ - happy headcanon
☠ - angry/violent headcanon
✿ - sex headcanon
■ - bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
♡ - romantic headcanon
♥ - family headcanon
☮ - friendship headcanon
♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon
▼ - childhood headcanon
∇ - old age/aging headcanon
♒ - cooking/food headcanon
☼ - appearance headcanon
ൠ - random headcanon
◉ - any other question of your choosing
overwatchandrew:
“No no no, wrong.” Andrew said sighing heavily, walking over to the other. “The burritos have to go in for an extra minute, the time on the package never gets them crispy enough, y’know? Otherwise my heckin’ microwave burritos end up tasting like crap and that’s just not something I want. Not on my budget.”
“Um????” Piper stuck her hands out, body-blocking him from reaching the microwave. “No. I said I was going to make you lunch, and that means that you’re not allowed to help me. I’m making you a five star meal, and I’m going to make it exactly how I want it... You’ll see how good I am at micro-meals... That’s my special word for microwave meal. Now go level up your smurf so we can climb the ranks again.”
directkit:
Kit felt more inconvenienced than anything by the death on campus. Security was tighter than ever and he had to make deliveries as stealthily as possible, hence why he chose to lurk in the shadows with a mask and approach his client from out of the bushes– rather than his usual open field business. “Pshh,” he called out, stepping out of the shadows “I have your stuff.”
Leo had been walking around for an hour, trying to avoid eye contact with security traversing the campus. When Kit walked out, Leo barely blinked an eye– a skill acquired from many hours of Outlast, “Yo, damn. You look like shit, fam. What’s happening? What’s up with the–” He motioned to his face, “Whole situation. How much do I owe you?”
atrcpaburr:
Atropa looked down at the papers, smirking to herself as she reviewed the plans. Everything was coming along perfectly, if not for the Director - although that could be an upside potentially. Oh well, she’d have to figure it out later. “Why hello there,” she drawled at the person who had walked into the room. “What are your plans today?” she asked as she stood up causing her silk robe to fall open revealing the bare skin underneath.
Boy had wandered around the house aimlessly for several minutes. He was invited over, but somehow had not known where the bathroom was when he left his company. Opening doors slowly, closing them faster. Finally, a room with dimmed lights when he opened the door, signifying to him that perhaps this could be the Pee Palace. But when he walked in on the person, silken robe falling off, “Uh– N–Um– No– Hey– What? What? No?” A thick country accent coursed through his voice, “I was supposed to... Bathroom? Maybe, bathroom?” He held up his hands in front of him, “I am so sorry. I was in the other room and now I’m in this room on accident, I just gotta take’a piss.”
“Oh my God, I can’t believe you actually did this!”
Piper looked from her stack of 100 boxes of Swiss Miss Hot Coco to Aurora. To the stack, then back to Aurora. “I eat five cups of Coco a day. If each box has ten cups worth of Coco, and each box was a buy two for one, technically I’m saving $50 by stocking up right now. Smart, right?”
Piper - Leopald - Boy
Until Dawn {Sentence Starters}
“We were just playing a joke. It was supposed to be funny.”
“Get BACK! Stay the hell away from me!”
“Damn right I’m right. I’m always right.”
“Who needs grades when you’ve got ALL the natural advantages you can handle?”
“Do they still have some aspect of humanity in them?”
“Oh my God, I can’t believe you actually did this!”
“Oooh! Sleepover! Can we order pizza?”
“Let me choose to save you. If I do one last thing in my life let me do this!”
“I showed you parts of yourself you were too afraid to visit.”
“Oh, son of a bitch.”
“Understand the palm of my hand, bitch!”
“Every second that I spent with you was the only thing I ever wanted to do with my time.”
“I wouldn’t want this place to burn down on my watch.”
“What, are you tweeting? Hashtag there’s a freaking ghost after us!”
“I’m not all muscle. There are some brains in here too!”
“We were just messing around. It wasn’t serious.”
“You couldn’t buy a moldy loaf of bread with your skanky ass.”
“Hook, line, and sinker for every little stinker!”
“Well, it’s definitely creepy down here.”
“You want to ruin our fun that bad? Well guess what? You can’t!”
“You can’t just jump out at somebody! I’m in the middle of the woods, it’s scary!”
“When are you gonna take her to the bone zone?”
“Oh my gosh, totally. We’re so gonna make out.”
“Do you expect me to believe that you’re gonna shoot me?”
“Let’s party like we’re fucking pornstars!”
“I was right there, and I could have done something.”
“That scared the blue out of my jeans.”
“I should’ve paid for attention in climbing class.”
“Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable.”
