[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

[enki2]

[okawawebsterrrr]

[cpericardium]

[honeylambs]

Snurling | A shy light-creature that sniffs the ground for glow berries

Painted Faux Fur with LED lights

[bruzum]

i-

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[gymboas-deactivated20191217]

I totally under estimated the impact of these biting bastards. I have about 70 of these crocodiles……

[brozil]

cyber saint sebastian

[internetslug]

[ju4ncito]

[sovietnam]

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[ccoocckk]

My 50 something year old friend who talks to me about his situationship drama took me out for dinner last night and then we just walked and talked for like two hours after. I loveeee having older friends who I don’t have sex with who get me dinner every time we hang out.

Then, this guy I’ve seen a couple of times now came over and we walked to Taco Bell and he slept over last night and the sex was genuinely incredible, wayyyy more passionate than usual. And tonight I’ll be seeing my Australian flight attendant friend who’s in town and we’ll catch up and he’ll probably pick up dinner and maybe some drinks also. Love me life ugh

[chilewithcarnage]

'the masculine urge to/ the feminine urge to'

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[ccoocckk]

Got my tickets to making time in September and Chanel beads in October 💕