Admiral Gorb

It’s been 7 years. Idk what’s going on. Bi-disaster disguised as a functional human.

[the-clown-wars]

[sciencingforjesus-deactivated20]

Oh those poor souls

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[corzev]

i am utter TRASH

[kissaubasard-deactivated2019032]

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

finally a petition I can get behind  

[duskodair]

at least 2 of the disciples are behind it too apparently 

[hummusenthusiast]

[twilightly-blog]

[corrucyst]

someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?

me, socialist:

[yogg-saron]

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

[yogg-saron]

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

[yogg-saron]

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

[surreal--memes]

[Src]

[annasinthewalls]

If I’m not supposed to like villainous characters why are they always the best dressed 

[druidviolence2]

mostquito on my monitor bastard im typing at you

[druidviolence2]

[worddevourer]

There once was a singer of old, Who then broke away from the fold, He won’t give you up, He won’t let you down, In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

[dr-archeville]

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes…

[simonalkenmayer]

Genius.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me to Me: …you don’t have to jerk off just cause you’re bored!

Me Back at Me:

[honeygordo]

walked past a group of older women leaving the synagogue as i was heading in and just heard one of them saying “lesbians are the chosen people”

[archivesandcyanide]

this jumper smells like my girlfriend!!!

probably because it is my girlfriend’s jumper that i stole from her house under another jumper so she wouldn’t realise my thievery

[nkdsjfeopfjsidgk]

YOU???? YOU. YOU STOLE MY JUMPER.

[archivesandcyanide]

what jumper

[nkdsjfeopfjsidgk]

i DROVE you HOME in my OWN CAR because i LOVE you and THIS is the thanks i get

[archivesandcyanide]

[sexybaldwin]

I was feeling really upset in my car before and decided to turn on the radio and when I did it was playing FUCKING DESPACITO

[aughtpunk]

That’s so sad universe play despacito