What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?
[text] i can’t find my keys
[text] what do you think birds think about when they’re flying around up there
[text] you look hot today
[text] you know who is at the cafe judging our lifestyle again…i told her im getting your name tattooed to my bum…im gonna do it, for real…will you come hold my hand?
[text] i just realized it sounded like i was talking about voldemort
What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours?
[text] hey what’s that smell???? is something burning???? nm it was my shoe…long story
[text] i think sometimes my brothers forget about me
[text] im gonna quit my job…hahah i just remembered i have to pay rent nm
[text] how hard can orienteering be anyway
[text] i think im lost will you come find me???? nm i recognize that house
What was my muses last snapchat to yours?
probably her trying on a dress at a store and going ‘too booby????’
What my muse saved your number as?
‘wife’ w a whole string of flower emojis
What contact photo my muse has set for yours?
What ringtone my muse has set for yours?
hahaha probably something like ‘worth it’ by fifth harmony tbqh
How many times my muse has called your this week?
at least 12 a lot of them were butt dials and/or cecily calling to ask something before she realized she already knew the answer and hanging up smdh but a lot of them were also just checking up calls <3
How many calls has my muse missed from yours?
probably about as many smdh cecily is noT on top of things ever