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em | 26 | uk | ⚢ bobbing saga master victorious

[secretsofthewilde]

what’s your favourite food mine is cheese

Hey, you know who else likes cheese?

You two should be besties 🫶

[celasteria]

[fanofspooky]

28 Days Later behind the scenes Polaroids 5

[celasteria]

backrooms level slot.…. If u hear the name jianna no u didn’t….

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[celasteria]

farts cutely

blocks immediately

[celasteria]

happy 50th birthday, cillian murphy!

— 25.05.1976

[celasteria]

one popcorn tall… need joan to help with computa 🙂‍↕️

[pisces-core]

[shisasan]

Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair (1924)

[secretsofthewilde]

hi welcome to my restaurant you ordered this right? tip me

Tip:

[celasteria]

manager vera can’t come to front rn she’s being railed in the back by a suspiciously tall woman…

[celasteria]

Door fucker #emcore

whore core

[celasteria]

what core is this

[celasteria]

Door fucker #emcore

whore core

[damngoodbabysiitter]

Halloween Hexathlon - Day One: your favourite witchy villain/antagonist

Evelyn Poole (Penny Dreadful) "Remember, death comes for us all."

[thomashelbyswife]

Tommy Shelby - Peaky Blinders S1E2

for: @becks-writes

[pisces-core]

[celasteria]

@secretsofthewilde you fucking cow because you sent me the entire script I can’t even ANSWER IT!!!!

so here is my reply:

the issue here is that you - a known bee movie hater - decided to google bee movie script and then probably have to look at a thousand barrys, copy said script and have a little giggle to yourself whilst posting it makes me realise that actually im not the biggest freak in the farm for a change. yes! its you. now I did make a really long reply and because you have somehow managed to break my tumblr, it did not post. because of this not only am I going to throw myself down the stairs on our group call this evening, and 3d print suspiciously long arms and say they’re yours.. not only am I also going to hold a seance on fb live and bring back 3,295 dead bees that will do a little jiggle outside your house at 2am every night.. I will now also be forced to make barry x bob joan edits. je ne sais qoui. oh and your father called me, kidnapping tomorrow 8am be there thank you.

[secretsofthewilde]

Before anyone asks what on earth could have prompted me to revive such an ancient tumblr meme, look at this event this bitch made to target me specifically

[celasteria]

oh but you pressed interested so you are interested in subjecting yourself to chair time so therefore you love this attention you little fruity vampire

[celasteria]

@secretsofthewilde you fucking cow because you sent me the entire script I can’t even ANSWER IT!!!!

so here is my reply:

the issue here is that you - a known bee movie hater - decided to google bee movie script and then probably have to look at a thousand barrys, copy said script and have a little giggle to yourself whilst posting it makes me realise that actually im not the biggest freak in the farm for a change. yes! its you. now I did make a really long reply and because you have somehow managed to break my tumblr, it did not post. because of this not only am I going to throw myself down the stairs on our group call this evening, and 3d print suspiciously long arms and say they’re yours.. not only am I also going to hold a seance on fb live and bring back 3,295 dead bees that will do a little jiggle outside your house at 2am every night.. I will now also be forced to make barry x bob joan edits. je ne sais qoui. oh and your father called me, kidnapping tomorrow 8am be there thank you.