Safe Space Ship

I'm here to eat ice cream and cause nonsense and I'm all out of ice cream. 🫡🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈😈😇 #LONGLIVEOFMD

[celesmaxwell]

Goodness, it's been a while.

Izzy cosplay has been getting some upgrades and bits swapped out! Lunar Faire time again. Did I forget to take more photos? Yes, yes I did.

Woooo pretty lights!

And just for fun:

If Izzy were handed a smartphone to take a photo...

And if Izzy went on a road trip.

With Barbie.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

Visit Original Link

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

holy shit, just got home, and there's thousands of messages from people asking how they can download this since I posted this morning (!?!)

guys I've done a super rushed submission to spotify and apple music on the off chance this somehow accidentally slips past their profanity filters (unlikely but would be hilarious if it does)

But god this cannot go viral. Please don't make this my legacy guys. Imagine having to explain this one to my grandparents.

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

AGFDKLGDFK IT GOT ACCEPTED BY SPOTIFY 😭

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

Also because so many people have been asking It's also on Youtube until they inevitably nuke it from existence, or you can just download it straight from tumblr Sorry I haven't gotten to all your very kind DMs but, yes yes yes you absolutely can play this at your club, drag show, or even more than one of you have asked if its okay to play it at your wedding. Please for all that is holy, send video if you do.

Now I'm going to go lie face down on the floor.

[celesmaxwell]

This is the song we needed in these trying times.

[samd1o1]

My experience with queer media lately:

[celesmaxwell]

This one does NOT speak the bullshit!

[celesmaxwell]

Izzy goes to the Maryland Ren Faire.

Flag? Found.

Sword? Denied.

Telling eager people to "F off"? YES.

Sir Pentious? Gave Izzy an Egg Boi.

Astarion...? Huh. Turns out...

(Please let me be delusional.)

[celesmaxwell]

Sometimes

It's more than just ego

[celesmaxwell]

Izzy's Revenge

Captain.

CAPTAIN.

I suppose they look like sAuSaGeS

We NEED a plan

WE NEED A PLAN

I'm not dyin'. Not for that PONCE and not for YOU.

(retirement?)

[celesmaxwell]

When you'll give EVERYTHING for your captain...

esp a leg

kinda liked that leg

but ok whatevs

[celesmaxwell]

Above all else is loyalty to your captain.

[fuzzylogic-27]

[celesmaxwell]

A+ no notes, excellent fuckery

[yaysatan]

walkie walk

[celesmaxwell]

I highly doubt Beelzebub would let aaaaaanyone else poke them in the shoulder like that. 🪰😇

[celesmaxwell]

"I needed him."

Just be Ed.

(Not every video I make needs to be a joke. Sometimes a little bittersweet comes in.)

[eddiepeaches]

hung out with some fellow ofmd enjoyers tonight and I'm just. so fucking SAD about the cancelation still. like this is my soulmate show. there are many other stories that I love, but nothing has ever made a home in my heart like ofmd, and idk if anything else ever will, and I know it's just a show but it was instrumental in getting me through some of the hardest periods of my life and I want it BACK ;_;

[celesmaxwell]

This is the real truth right here.

[celesmaxwell]

I miss Vine.

And yes, I am absolutely and completely bonkers.

Whatcha gonna do, Izzy?

[celesmaxwell]

Izzy decided to take the elevator.

Probably easier than rowing in a dinghy to the Republic of Pirates.

[celesmaxwell]

Sometimes you just go to the Lunar Faire.

[celesmaxwell]

So like - do I tell him? Do I prod the Kraken? Do I antagonize him into being what I want him to be?

..........CRAP.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAP

stupid fuckin' Stede Bonnet

[cahootings]

Man shoutout to Stede fucking Bonnet I am so proud of him. Going from having to ask his wife what being in love feels like, to writing the most earnest and saccharine love letters in bottles. Every day. “I long for you.” “Intertwined.” “We wrote our names on each other in permanent ink.” Kissing them before throwing them into the sea. Every day. He became the world’s biggest romantic dreamboat and he is exactly what Ed “I’m afraid I’m unlovable” Teach deserves. The classic Stede move of “I don’t know how to do this, but once I learn how to do it my own way, I’m going to completely reinvent what it means and it’s going to change lives for the better”

[celesmaxwell]

As a divorced person who remarried later in life: yes.

Just because the RIGHT NOW isn't the RIGHT PERSON doesn't mean your CORRECT NOW won't ever happen.

Sometimes you need to wade through the muck in order to learn to cleanse yourself.