Welcome to- Ermm..
Hey buddy... think you might be in the wrong place here... yea. See, this here is for the immortal beings of great power. Like the ones for legend able to split mountains and rewrite the stars? Yea... not that I don't believe you, because I sure as hell don't. Not even for a minute. But you are like, the size of my arm. Surely you aren't that of celestial legend. Uh huh. Well if that's the case, please give me a moment to call my lawyer so I can start preparing my will. You are not going to save these lot of poor souls if you are what remains of our great celestials. God your ancestors must look down at you and weep. In misery.
Wow. Only a shoe? And it was this big you say? God have mercy.
Well look buddy. You're cute an' all but we need heroes. And you are the size of a football and just about as puntable. So how about you do me a favor...
Let's try this again, shall we? Welcome to the land where animals and humans alike roam the broke world they have created for one another. A world that you'd look at and know god left it for his other family down in Florida. And maybe he did. But of course with all things that are broken, someone, or someones, always step up to try and fix it. The hero. The good spirit of bravery and- sigh... I'm gunna be honest here. Nothing in this tar pit of a world even steps up to met that bar. Just pray that shit doesn't get any worse.
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