[astrokisses]

Kinkiness (use Mars)

Extremely kinky: Aqua, pisces, sag, Taurus, low-key Cancer

Kinda’ kinky: Aries, Scorpio, Leo, Gem

Not that kinky: Virgo, Capricorn, libra

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The Signs as Classic Horror Films

Aries - Halloween

Taurus - Blair Witch Project

Gemini - The Exorcist

Cancer - Poltergeist 

Leo - Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Virgo - Silence of the Lambs

Libra - Psycho

Scorpio - The Omen

Sagittarius - Scream

Capricorn - The Shining

Aquarius - Friday the 13th

Pisces - Nightmare on Elm Street

[wtfzodiacsigns]

The Signs As Types of Kisses

passionate, it’s like the other person’s lip’s air and they can’t breathe, leave you wanting more: Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius

lazy, morning kisses, full of love, they make you feel cozy and safe: Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces

Keep reading

[my-stone-cold-fox]

The Descendant & Attraction

The opposite of the ascendant, the descendant rules what type of person we are attracted to, the characteristics we look for in a s/o, and can even go so far as to determine what kind of relationship we may have.

Aries- Aries descendants are attracted to aggressive, confident, fun-loving people. They like individuals who are blunt and direct with their opinions, but not to the point of impoliteness. (They are, after all, Libra ascendants.)

Taurus- They tend to be drawn to people who are set in their ways, loving, and sensual. Also may look for individuals with a bit of money. The type of person to go after a doting sugar daddy.

Gemini- Intellect! Mental stimulation! These people want a strong mental connection with their lovers. Depending on their venus, they may get bored easily in relationships, so interesting, multi-faceted individuals are a must.

Cancer- They want an emotional lover. Depending on both their moon and venus, they may have a lot of emotional needs for their s/o to attend to. Kindness and compassion are sought after.

Leo- Leo descendants want a partner that shows them off. Confidence and individuality are a must, and generosity is appreciated. They’re interested in creative lovers who are loyal and will be extra attentive.

Virgo- They’re drawn towards well kept, stable partners. Tend to look for people who are caretakers and often give to others. They look for analysts and people will a clear, decisive head on their shoulders.

Libra- Libra descendants are attracted to intelligent, charming people who know how to maneuver social situations. (This is me, and my gf is smart as all hell, and has a way with words that is incredible.)

Scorpio- Goes after the bad boy/girl. Drawn to secretive, “deep” lovers. Interested in people who are magnetic, possessive, and sexual. Likes very intense relationships.

Sagittarius- Interested in intellectual philosophers. Sagittarius descendants tend to go after travelers, or adventurous people. Most of their relationships may take place away from their home and be fleeting.

Capricorn- Here’s our other sugar daddy placement. They want an ambitious, stable lover who is able to provide for them. They want someone who’s strong and able to tend to their emotional needs.

Aquarius- Aquarius descendants tend to be attracted to people outside of the social norm. May goes after lovers who are strong spoken and opinionated that turn out to just be arrogant.

Pisces- Very confused when it comes to relationships and s/o’s. They’re usually drawn to people who are toxic and/or suffer from substance abuse issues. Want to “save” their partner.

[sexandtheastrology]

Mars Sign and Anger

Mars in Aries: “I get angry when YOU get in my way of doing what I want.”  Here the anger will be expressed in highly confrontational, competitive terms in order to prove its supremacy.  Mars in this sign is highly combustible, and anger converts itself into action quickly.

Mars in Taurus: “I get angry when you threaten to destroy my peace and control.”  Taurus values order and equanimity, so it tries to minimize upsets in daily life.  Compared to hotheaded Aries, it takes a lot more accumulation of frustration to make Taurus angry.  When Mars in Taurus does finally decide to express its anger, we can expect formidable stubbornness that refuses to be pushed around.

Mars in Gemini: “I get angry when you don’t appreciate my wit and intelligence.”  Air signs in general are a little too detached to hold on to anger for long.  Anger tends to be converted into criticism and rationalization that leads to the feeling of social/intellectual superiority.  Mars in Gemini would be quite articulate in pointing out the flaws of the offender, perhaps to the point of being sarcastic or witty.

Mars in Cancer: “I get angry when you don’t make me feel safe.”  Sensitive and yet assertive at the same time, Cancer will not shy away from expressing anger when its emotional security is threatened.  As the archetypal mothering sign, the protectiveness of Cancer extends to its family members, as well as larger groups it considers its own.

Mars in Leo: “I get angry when you don’t love and respect me.”   Here the ego demands acknowledgement for its importance.  Leo hates being ignored or taken for granted, and needs to work hard to earn the applause it craves.  When its pride is hurt, Mars in Leo expresses anger in a dramatic, commanding manner that refuses to be disobeyed.

Mars in Virgo: “I get angry when things are not up to my standard.”  As logical and rational as it is humble, Virgo, unlike Leo, doesn’t get too caught up in its own importance.  What frustrates Virgo, however, is when things are not done “right.”  Often there is an underlying perfectionism that is relentless when offended.  Mars in Virgo can be devastatingly critical, both against itself and others.

Mars in Libra:  “I get angry when you act unfairly and don’t appreciate me.”  Being in the Air element, Libra is not a sign that is easily angered.  Because of its highly developed social awareness, Libra instinctively tries to avoid confrontation unless absolutely necessary.  In confrontation, Mars in Libra would evaluate its position in terms of fairness and justice, in order to establish a moral high ground and win others’ support.

Mars in Scorpio: “I get angry when you threaten to make me look weak or unimportant.”  Scorpio seeks security through power and control (including self-control), and will fight back if anyone dares to make light of its importance.  Mars in Scorpio can be icy cold in its anger, hiding its deadly sting until the crucial moment.

Mars in Sagittarius: “I get angry when you don’t respect what I have to say.”  In Sagittarius, the ego asserts itself through strong opinions.  The mind has to work hard in order to earn the right to be heard.  Mars in Sagittarius will fight with full conviction of its moral/intellectual position.

Mars in Capricorn: “I get angry when you get in the way of my plans.”  Controlled and mature Capricorn tends to remain objective in the face of frustration.  If anger gets in the way of its ambition, it’ll be “managed” (just like any other obstacles in its path.)  Mars in Capricorn tends to convert anger into decisive, productive action so that a progress will be made regardless.

Mars in Aquarius: “I get angry when you try to tell me what I can or can’t do.”  A fixed air sign, Aquarius is probably the most emotionally detached sign among the zodiac.  Because of this, it genuinely has a hard time getting in touch with any emotion, including anger.  Mars in Aquarius tends to have an awesome array of intellectual rationales to justify its anger.

Mars in Pisces: “I get angry when you threaten to destroy my ideals.”  Often idealistic to a fault, Pisces does not appreciate it when you mock or deny its beautiful vision.  Mars in Pisces requires the fortification of ideals – otherwise it won’t be able to fight except through covert sabotage.

[fishtrology]

what vibe do you give off based on your dominant sign?

aries: intense and confident. you walk into a room and everybody feels your presence. you may even be a bit intimidating

taurus: comforting. you have a sort of warm presence and, for lack of a better word, feel earthy and home-y

gemini: you seem light and airy, like a little whirlwind of a person floating about the room. perhaps fairy-like

cancer: like taurus, you are comforting. people probably feel naturally at ease with you because you have a welcoming presence

leo: you feel like sparkles and warm summer heat. you have a special presence in a room and stand out

virgo: most likely come off a bit cold and intimidating. people may struggle to approach you because you seem stern

libra: gentle and bright. even if you don’t say much people feel lighter when you are around. you have a happy feeling to you

scorpio: dark, domineering and perhaps a bit unapproachable. people may describe you as “scary”

sagittarius: you seem checked out of reality. you have a bit of a distant feeling and don’t seem like you’re really in any room you walk into

capricorn: like virgo, you may seem a bit unapproachable, but in a less cold and more businesslike way. very stoic

aquarius: you seem, totally weird. super offbeat and different from anybody else in the room. you have a harsh presence

pisces: you seem soft and little, even if you’re not physically small. you have a gentle, kind presence and may seem almost childlike

[strawberriesforastrology-deacti]

Rising: Someone’s first impression of you is _____.

Aries: Energetic Taurus: Kind Gemini: Intelligent Cancer: Loving Leo: Strong Virgo: Practical Libra: Peaceful Scorpio: Mysterious Sagittarius: Optimistic Capricorn: Ambitious Aquarius: Impartial Pisces: Creative

Sun: You are _____, ______, ______.

Aries: Strong-Willed, Aggressive, Energetic. Taurus: Stubborn, Patient, Kind. Gemini: Intelligent, Witty, Sociable. Cancer: Generous, Clingy, Spontaneous. Leo: Strong, Confident, Loyal. Virgo: Organized, Reliable, Modest. Libra: Balanced, Peaceful, Charming. Scorpio: Loving, Possessive, Secretive. Sagittarius: Optimistic, Adventurous, Blunt. Capricorn: Independent, Successful, Ambitious. Aquarius: Clever, Trustworthy, Honest. Pisces: Dreamy, Artistic, Compassionate.

Moon: The way you develop emotionally is ______.

Aries: Gratifying Taurus: Strong Gemini: Restless Cancer: Nurturing Leo: Dramatic Virgo: Intelligent Libra: Balanced Scorpio: Intuitive Sagittarius: Powerful Capricorn: Efficient Aquarius: Progressive Pisces: Creative

Mercury: You communicate with ______.

Aries: Aggression Taurus: Deliberation Gemini: Wittiness Cancer: Intuition Leo: Intellection Virgo: Logic Libra: Intelligence Scorpio: Passion Sagittarius: Honesty Capricorn: Clarity Aquarius: Versatility Pisces: Gentleness

Venus: The way you love is ______.

Aries: Childlike Taurus: Secure Gemini: Witty Cancer: Committed Leo: Loyal Virgo: Practical Libra: Balanced Scorpio: Strong Sagittarius: Idealistic Capricorn: Serious Aquarius: Rebellious Pisces: Charming

Mars: You take action with ______.

Aries: Aggression Taurus: Strength Gemini: Passion Cancer: Devotion Leo: Vitality Virgo: Logic Libra: Balance Scorpio: Willpower Sagittarius: Pride Capricorn: Ambition Aquarius: Confidence Pisces: Intellection

[astrologyandlife]

Mars & your drive

   Mars in astrology is typically associated with sex, drive, and basic desires. It is the lord of passion and direct behavior. Whatever makes you mad, makes your blood pump, makes you ready to get up and do something is dictated here. Depending on the sign, house, and aspects that Mars is in, you can interpret what your drive is like. The signs are as follows:

Mars in Aries gets angry when others don’t do things right the first time or don’t do them fast enough. They are passionate and very active. When things get tough they fight it out.

Mars in Taurus gets angry when they’re rushed constantly or they are around impatient people. They are slow and enduring. When things get tough they wait it out.

Mars in Gemini gets angry when they are mocked or people force them to sit and endure really uninteresting things. They are witty and curious. When things get tough they talk it out.

Mars in Cancer gets angry when people hurt their family or when around very insensitive people. They are sensitive and kind. When things get tough they appeal to peoples’ emotions.

Mars in Leo gets angry when they are ignored or don’t get credit for their hard work. They are bold and sincere. When things get tough they hope for the best.

Mars in Virgo gets angry when things aren’t getting done or something isn’t to their liking. They are critical and cool. When things get tough they try to fix it with others.

Mars in Libra gets angry when people are fighting and people rush them to make an important decision. They are fair and charming. When things get tough they try to balance the situation.

Mars in Scorpio gets angry when people withhold information or challenge them on things they know. They’re calm and observant. When things get tough they stick to their knowledge.

Mars in Sagittarius gets angry when people aren’t open minded or don’t give them space. They are blunt and optimistic. When things get tough they take a walk.

Mars in Capricorn gets angry when people don’t think things through or are very loud and obnoxious. They are detached and reserved. When things get touch they listen to logic.

Mars in Aquarius gets mad when people are too emotional and don’t accept others. They are original and enterprising. When things get tough they creatively try to find a solution.

Mars in Pisces gets mad when they don’t get any time to themselves and people are abusive or hurtful to each other. They are kind and passive. When things get tough they isolate themselves and search inside themselves.

[astromamas-blog]

Male and female signs I know

Aries Male: Very awkward at first, super easy to approach. Laughs super loud and is actually v shy. Super playful and loving, caring for those close to him. Not one for anger unless provoked

Aries Female: Loves to argue with people but never means to hurt their feelings, passionate about who and what they love, actually super lazy but athletic. Creative as fuck and very cuddly

Taurus Male: Quite at first then super funny and loud, pretty random and like never cried. Really handsome and very fashionable, a born smooth talker and kinda insensitive

Taurus Female: Worried about something literally all the time, very sweet and scared of being a burden, likes to have fun and party, super chill and loves babies

Gemini Male: laughs a lot, super awkward but actually not awkward at all, open about certain things but also extremely closed off about others, loves videos games and fun people

Gemini Female: everyone thinks you’re a Bitch at first, super funny and actually really smart, random facts all the time about anything (usually never on topic), likes clean and kinda crowded spaces, loves people but hates them all

Cancer Male: really weird sense of humour, happy being alone, loves family a lot, refuses to let go of past relationships, super shy at first, hard working, actually a sensitive nerd

Cancer Female: actually super indecisive, never fucking tells you if they’re upset, loves random adventures as long as they have people they love with them, Netflix binges are a normal things

Leo Male: cocky as fuck but super insecure, loves attention, somehow always has money for food, laughs at his own jokes more than he laughs at other peoples, “what should I do with my hair?”

Leo Female: aggressive, likes to tease people (in a loving way), loves but hates being teased back, cries whenever they feel they’re not good enough, exaggerated storied, really funny

Virgo Male: unique style, cries when they get pissed off at someone they love, constantly stressed out, simple things make them laugh really hard, not very good at telling jokes, loves people way too much

Virgo Female: bad ass TBH, easily attached, cute style, lots of stories to tell, being around them is comforting, seems to have their life together basically all the time, lowkey freak

Libra Male: knows so many people but considered like 10 of them their friends, easily excited, good advice, good at making decisions for everyone but themselves, introvert who loves people

Libra Female: makes lots of weird noises, always has a story to tell, actually really stressed out, laughs a lot, constant confusion, “what should I do/get/pick/say/eat/buy/etc.?”

Scorpio Male: a dick in a funny way, quite at first, not afraid to tell you if you’re annoying, loves to tease, shares pics about sex on fb

Scorpio Female: will fight you, not afraid to talk to strangers, loves being home and doing nothing, hood playlists, dreams about relationships, their stories are important

Sagittarius Male: fuck boy, funny as fuck, not very loud, drinks a lot, rebel who cares too much about everything, once they’re attached they stay attached

Sagittarius Female: school makes them cry, lots of relationships that last a long time, cute style but wants to look bad ass, willing to fight u, memes

Capricorn Male: really quite but somehow everyone knows them, videos games all the time, can’t express feelings and breakdowns like one a year

Capricorn Female: actually pretty loud and fun, hard to keep in touch with, can’t fall out of love with that one person, critical of a lot of things without meaning to be

Aquarius Male: knows like everyone, meme master, laughs when you laugh, not talk to them for a year and then easily pick up convo like nothing happened

Aquarius Female: super cheeky, doesn’t really argue about anything, chill as fuck, loves loud and fun people, fascinated by people and the way they do things, delicate but will kick ur ass if they have to

Pisces Male: not good at expressing things, shy, v giggly, resting Bitch face, loner, comfortable to talk to

Pisces Female: aesthetic snapchat, love fun and lowkey dangerous things, once they hate you they hate you, weird sense of humour, in their own world

[merleaux]

I’VE NEVER SEEN AN ASTROLOGY POST NAIL IT SO HARD

[astrologymadness]

THIS IS INDEED SO ON POINT HOLY SHIT

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Gemini Female: everyone thinks you’re a Bitch at first, super funny and actually really smart, random facts all the time about anything (usually never on topic), likes clean and kinda crowded spaces, loves people but hates them all

I usually don’t take this shit seriously but damn this is spot on!

[sag-confessions]

Still one of my favorite post

[venusinsecond]

Mercury in the Signs

Mercury in Aries: Quick-witted, Straight forward, Sharp Mercury in Taurus: Careful, Melodious, Sturdy Mercury in Gemini: Intelligent, Witty, Curious Mercury in Cancer: Reflective, Intuitive, Gentle Mercury in Leo: Creative, Loud, Boastful Mercury in Virgo: Intellectual, Sharp-witted, Accomplished Mercury in Libra: Critical, Fair, Social Mercury in Scorpio: Passionate, Observant, Sharp tongued Mercury in Sagittarius: Philosophical, Honest, Enthusiastic Mercury in Capricorn: Serious, Methodical, Disciplined Mercury in Aquarius: Thoughtful, Indifferent, Unorthodox Mercury in Pisces: Imaginative, Artistic, Inspirational

[lmaostrology]

Most to least secretive

Scorpio Capricorn Gemini Virgo Aquarius Taurus Libra Pisces Leo Cancer Aries Sagittarius

(Use sun, moon or venus)

[ahzodiac]

Rising Sign

Also check your planets in the first house (If you have any) You can relate to them too. Example: My Jupiter is in the 1st house which means I also relate to Sagittarius because they rule Jupiter.  Also check dominant sign.

Aries Rising: They usually have large pronounced eyebrows and foreheads. You can usually spot them playing games and acting a bit immature (But that’s only when you first meet them) They probably have a constant smirk on their face. Their eyes are darting around the room absorbing everything.

Taurus Rising: They might have long or large necks. They have an aura that makes them seem very natural. You can usually spot them reading something or sitting closer to the walls (Sometimes in the corner) They probably have a very calm and welcoming face. Their eyes move slowly as they watch the world surrounding them.

Gemini Rising: They have either long arms or big hands. They have a childlike glow about them.You can usually spot them with their knowing smile because they love reading people. Their eyes move quickly so they can receive as much knowledge as possible.

Cancer Rising: They have full faces and when you look at them you can see the moon in their eyes. They have an innocent look on their face (Though they may not be so innocent ;) You can usually spot them comforting their loved ones, which maybe an animal if they don’t like people. Their eyes are full of soft light that whispers sweet nothings.

Leo Rising: They have an apple shaped body, and they walk with a sense of pride. When A Leo rising walks through the door people recognize their presences. You can usually find them in the center of the room (Even if they hate the attention they somehow end up there) Their eyes are like the sun beaming confidence into your soul.

Virgo Rising: They usually have very nice hips or stomach. When people see them they might think they have pure intentions. (Maybe not though….) Honesty is also a vibe they give off. You can usually find them alone, away from everyone, but that doesn’t mean that can’t socialize, cause once you get them talking it’s quite a shock. Their eyes are like marble cut perfectly into shape but can be ever to sharp to fully grasp.

Libra Rising: They probably have a nice hips. Some people can perceive them as shy, but they generally love to socialize and know exactly what to say to get a conversation flowing. You can usually find them flirting with strangers (Yes they love to flirt and are very good at it, even if they don’t actually like the person…) Their actions and body language might be childlike, but their eyes look very mature and refined.

Scorpio Rising: They usually have a nice butt not going to lie. They keep to themselves but everyone is instantly attracted to them (Especially earth, and water signs) You can usually find them off in their own world, whether that be in their room or in the forest. They must have alone time. Their eyes are like magnets are you won’t want to look away.

Sagittarius Rising: They usually have great thighs, and a very toned body. People are attracted by their optimism and humor. (These people are hilarious and know how to start conversations) You can usually find them on their own adventure, exploring the world or people has no difference to them. They are generally very happy, or at least that’s the face they allow the world to see. Their eyes are full of happiness and everyone wants to be around them,

Capricorn Rising: They have very good cheek bones. They usually keep to themselves and don’t generally like talking. Might be very negative either about themselves or the world. You can usually find them watching other people because they love trying to figure other people out. They are also very intimidating because they give off this superior aura. Their eyes are full of wisdom and maturity. 

Aquarius Rising: They are the unusual ones. They will probably have a body feature that isn’t very typical like an unusual birthmark. You can find them writing things or drawing, they have so much going on in their mind that they must write it down. They appear to be aloof or somewhat disconnected from the world, or maybe to involved with the world. Their eyes are different and leave you confused in the end so don’t stare too long.

Pisces Rising: They might have long legs, even if they’re short. They probably have a narrow face. You can find them daydreaming or staring off in the distance. They are very distracted with the world around them. People generally think they are sweet, because they give off a very light and soft aura. Their eyes are light like cotton candy and they see the world through those rose-tinted glasses.

[libralovelies]

The Signs as Deadpool Quotes

Aries: This last shot has to pull out, but it’s the only thing pulling out tonight

Taurus: I’m touching myself tonight

Gemini: Sorry, I use humour to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.

Cancer: You’re about to be killed… BY A ZAMBONI

Leo: Whatever the did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable

Virgo: Shhh… My common sense is tingling

Libra: Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you

Scorpio: Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo

Sagittarius: I look like a testicle with teeth

Capricorn: Captain Deadpool! No? Just Deadpool.

Aquarius: Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That’s like… 16 walls!

Pisces: He got Ajax from the dish soap !

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[angeloftheolivetree]

The Signs as types of affection

Physical affection: Aries, Taurus, SCORPIO, Aquarius

Verbal affection: Cancer, Virgo, Libra

Neither: Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Any type of affection because only they’re so needy: Pisces, Leo

[librascendants]

The signs and meaningful friendships/relationships:

☆Aries you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with  ☆Sagittarius

☆Taurus you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with  ☆Virgo

☆Gemini you have your most meaningful friendships and relationship with  ☆Aquarius

☆Cancer you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with  ☆Scorpio

☆Leo you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with  ☆Aries

☆Virgo you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with ☆Capricorn

☆Libra you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with  ☆Gemini

☆Scorpio you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with ☆Pisces

☆Sagittarius you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with ☆Leo

☆Capricorn you have your most meaningful friendships an relationships with  ☆Taurus

☆Aquarius you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with  ☆Libra

☆Pisces you have your most meaningful friendships and relationships with  ☆Cancer

[venusian5]

The Ascendant

The ascendant is the sign that was rising on the horizon at the exact moment that we were born. Also known as the rising sign, it is our persona and operates as a mask that we reach for when we’re entering new situations, meeting new people, etc. It is the set of behaviors that we learned growing up that could help us navigate the world, and the lens through which we greet others. Often times it is related to the type of child our parents wished us to be.

Aries ascendant – The learned behavior is fiery and take-charge, the native was taught to lead with their passion.

Taurus ascendant – The learned behavior is steady and serene, the native was taught to remain calm in all circumstances.

Gemini ascendant – The learned behavior is bubbly and energetic, the native was taught to engage with their environment in order learn about their surroundings.

Cancer ascendant – The learned behavior is protective and emotional, the native was taught to enter cautiously and trust their instincts.

Leo ascendant – The learned behavior is boisterous and warm, the native was taught to lead with a smile and their ego.

Virgo ascendant – The learned behavior is cool and analytical, the native was taught to dissect their environment in order to learn about their surroundings.

Libra ascendant – The learned behavior is charming and approachable, the native was taught to engage by being inquisitive and lighthearted.

Scorpio ascendant – The learned behavior is calculated and intense, the native was taught to read between the lines in any situation.

Sagittarius ascendant – The learned behavior is positive and upfront, the native was taught to be forthright and believe in themselves.

Capricorn ascendant – The learned behavior is careful and considered, the native was taught to put their best face forward in all situations, and to be wary of showing undesirable traits.

Aquarius ascendant – The learned behavior is erratic and intelligent, the native was taught to shake up their surroundings to get a feel for what’s genuine.

Pisces ascendant – The learned behavior is nebulous and changeable, the native was taught to adapt to any environment in order to fit in.