Clownshit Chicanery

She/her 30 i'm so tired

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m glad he’s gone but I’m also glad he happened. The Squatting Dashboard Clown is the kind of absurd tumblr lore shit we haven’t seen in years and will remember with a kind of perverse affection.

[remindmeofthe]

no i’d rather ignore it and move on. that item of media lost the right to any publicity on this hellsite the moment it decided that giving members of the userbase panic attacks was acceptable collateral

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

do you think “tumblr lore” is ever a positive thing or were you just not here for the graverobbing HIV racefaking sixpenceeeheals for $8000 I will stop all replies disabled for 8 months $17,000 or the hotel is kicking us out show nuts go nuts female presenting nipples Miku binder taste of cock heyday

[manny-jacinto]

#logging into tumblr today be like

[nicola-coughlan]

BARBIE + male fragility reviews [insp.]

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I'm sorry to the redditors who won't understand this.

[pasteboard]

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

[tbposting]

Speaking as a youtuber who relies on those ads for my income: absolutely block that shit!

Google can TURBO fuck off with this walled garden business tyrant bullshit, advertising fucking sucks and people should have the right to opt out of it on their own fucking computers. I would infinitely rather miss out on some af revenue than see the internet that Google is trying to build come to fruition.

[louisegluckpdf]

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

[louisegluckpdf]

you guys won't fucking believe this

[stormcallart]

[wearewatcher]

Mystery Files Premieres NEXT FRIDAY. Here’s a trailer for our Fileheads.

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[soberscientistlife]

kudos to the women bikers

[sandmandaddy69]

[thatsoup]

Beautiful non-gendered language

[bongwoter-deactivated20260421]

kyo doodle

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[sadclowncentral]

[gahdamnpunk]

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

[5895651-deactivated20210518]

The company isn’t boasting about using cheap/unpaid/forced penal labor.

It’s a project offering voluntary employment opportunities with fair trade wages to incarcerated women, allowing them to amass decent savings and avoid recidivism (i.e., having to return to prostitution, drug muling, and the other poverty-related crimes as soon as their sentences are up, because they’re right back in poverty where they started).

No, it’s not the all-or-nothing Tumblr justice solution™ of magically abolishing the PIC overnight, but it’s a significant improvement over the literal slave labor most corporations employ, while raking in the entirety of a prisoner’s surplus and setting them up for recidivism.

[cinemaglow]

Y'all….this isn’t slave labor the way the vast majority of prusin labor is. They have a 30 hour work week and pay their employees a LIVING WAGE. Also the company was founded after talking to women in prison about their lives and needs

[tronsgender-deactivated20210113]

[ksneniya]

real

[anneemay]

Malala Yousafzai backed a pro-trans Pakistani film, Joyland and UK feminists who backed her before lose their shit so much

Actually I'm very glad to find out about this today. I was worried about her politics because she studied in Oxford lol

[anneemay]

Oh they're not coping well lol. Seethe harder.

[triskeleaficionado]