“I am almost a week overdue. I’m uncomfortable. If I stand up I’m gonna have to pee. And I’m crying at everything. So go on, ask me again if I’m excited about pushing two melon sized humans out of me.”
"I meant more along the lines of are you excited to finally have the melons outside of your body, but, as we can see, you're the cranky pregnant." Al teased, rubbing her own baby bump.











