punchy fight girl and killer android edition
change wording and pronouns as needed! trigger warnings for mentioned violence - the action-oriented edition
maccready and valentine here
piper and hancock here
Sounds stupid. Without a little violence, whatâs the point?
Now thatâs my kind of action.
I tried to read a newspaper once but I couldnât find the funny pages.
Alright. Letâs go, hero. After you.
You change your mind, you come find me.
Donât I get a say in all this?
Sounds like it doesnât matter what I want.
You know what? Fine. Iâm done.
When are we leaving, hot shot?
Still won the fight, didnât I?
Oh, I like it when you get cheeky, love.
Well, at least youâve given us something to laugh at for a while.
Just shut up and go along with the plan.
Isnât thinking too much what got you into this mess in the first place?
In my opinion, itâs a miracle youâre alive.
Any closer and weâre gonna be more than just friends.
I think weâve been spotted.
I got it. You can thank me anytime now.
Important enough to get paid you mean, right?
Or worse, they might get pissed off enough to put a bullet in your head.
This place hasnât been empty long.
Somethinâ isnât right. We should get out of here.
Good job, leadfoot. Why donât I just shoot both of us in the head now and save us the trouble.
Ugh, leave the science stuff to the brain-guys and letâs go.
Believe me⌠I want your help, but Iâm scared.
Iâm scared that youâll hear the truth and that Iâll lose you as a friend.
It might be a longshot, but itâs the only lead Iâve got.
You think thatâs low? Just wait. The story gets much worse.
Strange terminology. It sounds complicated.
Minimizing my exposure to civilians is a priorityâŚ
Thatâs a relief. I was afraid we might actually waste time on this.
You donât owe anyone an apology.
I wonât start the fight. Still going to finish it, though
Iâm not sure heâd be up for my kind of work.
Our intelligence indicates that you have a strong sense of duty. This is the most important duty you will ever undertake.
Iâll be back to check on you later. I trust youâll keep your eyes and ears open for me.
I admit it, I didnât think this would actually work.
Strange. Why smash the tanks?
Iâve heard all of these facts a dozen times, at least.
I donât know why anyone would live near the ocean. Who knows what might crawl out of it?
Does that engine have power?
Strange. People were living here the last time I came through. Now, nothing.
Why dig this here? Were they looking for something?
Look at this place. Talk about humble beginningsâŚ
Learning from books? Not exactly efficient.
I strongly advise that you reconsider. We might not get this opportunity again.
Was that supposed to be a joke?
Come on⌠put some clothes on.
Two things I canât stand - heights, and being wet.
Thatâs what I call negotiating.
Youâre pretty damn persuasive when you want to be.
I wonât ask why youâre reading a book meant for children.
Huh. Maybe weâre more alike than I thought.