Célimène

Although Alceste thinks she drives the action of The Misanthrope, the world of the play really revolves around me. I am young, energetic, and naughty enough to pique everyone's interest. I stand out with my charm and wit. Nearly every man of the court has his eye on me. I operate within my society almost perfectly: I only flirt and gossip enough to remain the center of attention, and I have a knack for saying the right things to the right people.

[orontelovesyou]

This is such a fantastic song! I relate so well to the narrator. He does everything he can for his perfect girl, and i cant help but think of me when i hear this song. He says “I wont just buy you a rose, I will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely”, and i think he is an amazing an considerate person for that. Kindness does exist in the world, even if only in song form.

[alwaysclassynevertrashyeliante-]

Oronte you’re such a sweetie. Don’t waste your time with celimene!

[celimene-doran]

You listen to to me Oronte if you leave me I don't know how I would go on without you. 

[celimene-doran]

I feel like my old friends group has reverted to this animal like instinct. In which they are comfortable living in. 

[celimene-doran]

This was a dream of mine super fun time that was. I was so popular back then.

[celimene-doran]

Clitandre remember that mysterious character Timante's. " a man of mystery from top to toe, who moves about in a romantic mist on secret missions which do not exist. His talk is full of eyebrows and grimaces; How tired one gets of hi momentous faces;He's always whispering something confidential  which turns out to be quite inconsequential; Nothing's too slight for him to mystify; He even whispers when he says"good-by" "

[celimene-doran]

Acaste you know better than any one what a dunce Damon is. "Oh, he's a wondrous talker, and has the power to tell you nothing hour after hour: If, by mistake, he ever came to the point, the shock would put his jawbone out of joint." 

[celimene-doran]

(part 3 of quote against Darius) "One shows oneself in a distinguished light. he's scornful even of our conversations: their trivial nature sorely tries his patience; He folds his arms, and stands above battle and listens sadly to our childish prattle"

[celimene-doran]

( second part of quote against Damis)"Thinking that wit must never stoop to praise, that findings fault's a sign of intellect that all appreciation in abject, and that by damni everything in sight"

[celimene-doran]

(first part of quote against Damis) Philinte you obviously don't know Darius like I do. " He works so hard at cleverness, however. I hate to see him sweat and struggle so to gill his conversation with bon mots. Since he's decided to become a wit his taste's so pure that nothing pleases it"

[celimene-doran]

Acaste remember Geralde "that tiresome ass. He mixes only with the titled class, and fawns on dukes and princes, and is bored with anyone who's not a lord." 

[priscillatan]

Painting this last Christmas. I love penguins! 

[celimene-doran]

This picture of a penguins reminds me of a time when my friends and I were all so young an innocent. They all changed so much, and not for the better. 

[celimene-doran]

This female sure knows how to play her role well. She argues so well, and is not so bad looking if I do say so myself. 

[celimene-doran]

"It's all an act. At heart she's worldly, and her poor success In snaring men explains her prudishness. It breaks her heart to see the beau and gallants  Engrossed by other women's charms and talents,  And so she's always in a jealous rage  Against the faulty standards of the age.  She lets the world believe that she's a prude To justify her loveless solitude." Arsione get off your high horse and admit you just as bad as all of us. ( Not including me ) You aren't all that great and you are such a hypocrite. 

[celimene-doran]

"Discussing piety, both false and true. The conversation soon came round to you.  […]  "What good," they said, "are all these outward shows, When everything belies her pious pose?  She prays incessantly; but then, they say,  She beats her maids and cheats them of their pay;  She shows her zeal in every holy place,  But still she's vain enough to paint her face;  She holds that naked statues are immoral, But with a naked man she'd have no quarrel." (3.5.46) If anyone defines hypocrisy , it's Arsinoé. She's so moral that she can't even stand to look at naked statues, but everyone knows that she would totally jump at a naked Alceste.

[alwaysclassynevertrashyeliante-]

When people come up to me and think they can lie to my face

[orontelovesyou]

I know right! Some people are just so inconsiderate, and its horrible. I understand that sometimes it is just a white lie to keep someones feelings from being hurt but it’s still wrong. And besides, people can tell the truth with a little compassion and it avoids the problem altogether. 

[celimene-doran]

Lies are the best thing ever I use them all the time, and maybe the person you thought was lying  to you was actually doing it to protect you best interests.

[alwaysclassynevertrashyeliante-]

Celimene??

How are we even related??! Sometimes I just think Celimene is out of her mind. She needs to learn how to make up her mind and respect others!

Her heart’s a stranger to its own emotion. Sometimes it thinks it loves, when no love’s there; At other times it loves quite unaware.

Celimene, if you’re reading this, STOP FLIRTING ALL THE TIME PLEASE

[celimene-doran]

Honey maybe if you  took time to improve you personality and appearance you might actually get as many boys as I do. Go to my page and look at the teen vogue how to become a model, and maybe take some of their beauty tips.

[celimene-doran]

Everyone could learn a lesson from this song. Especially Arsione."She shows her zeal in every holy place, But still she’s vain enough to paint her face." Arsinoé you are a textbook definition of a hypocrite. You pretend to have morals that you just really don't, just because you can't get a date. You need to get over yourself, because not everything is about you. So stop trying to get my men and just move on with your life.

[celimene-doran]

How to Have a Great Conversation

This article is about the art of conversation,but it's not as hard as you might think. Whether it's at a dinner party, your school, or over the phone, a great conversation starts when two or more people are on the same page and feel comfortable...

Hey Alceste remember my that chick Belise and how she had "such dry conversation! Whenever she comes to see me, I suffer like a martyr You have to sweat endlessly to find something to say to her And the sterility of her face Kills all conversation instantly. You try in vain to attack her stupid silence With the help of all commonplace things Like sunshine and rain, the cold and the heat But she can exhaust those subjects quickly. Yet her visit, unbearable enough Drags on until its length is insufferable And you ask what time it is, and you yawn 20 times But she doesn't move any more than a bump on a log."(Act Two, Scene Five, Lines 54-66) Man she really needs to look at this article and take it to heart pronto.