we’re good kids, we swear

🖤❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤

[crewcore]

Currently thinking abt the guy in my sophomore year English class who, in response to our teacher’s news of twins on the way, said “congrats bro! LOL” in the google meet chat

[creekfiend]

i'll fucking do it but christ alive

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[feraligatr]

if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring

[beingharsh]

let's fuck him

[feraligatr]

Yes

[great-and-small]

[fleshdyke]

i was just sitting here contemplating possible future evolutionary lineages of birds as i often do and i was like "wow i wonder if there would be any significant changes if we kept captive birds for generations.... like to the point that evolution comes into play..." like yeah good job dumbass you reinvented domestication

[fleshdyke]

just realized how autistic the first sentence is

[sandmoonyelse]

[unawakening-float07]

this is so fucking funny

[riverwindphotography]

Refugia

(c) riverwindphotography, January 2024

[maythray]

sound

[maythray]

can you guys shut up

[octoberloved]

[confetti-critter]

:3

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[fontodue]

drawing old men addiction status: terminal

[scorpionlafemme]

[shopcat]

i need more of these kinds of images

[tortol]

parasitism

poem by @growrotten