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adz

guooey

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themisspicasso

so wholesome 10/10

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gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us— we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

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Reblogging again because I just love this

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

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bonus:

scumbagsblog

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

thebootydiaries

soldier76, activating his visor: i spy with my tactical eye,

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[requested]

tiny panther roar

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openstwitter

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me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :)

me, working under pressure:

everythingfox

“retriever plays fetch on ice before NHL game”

(via)

cyprinella

This should always be the pre-game show.

teapotsahoy

that’s a dog with some experience on ice

astrodidact

hellcatblues

A few years ago a coworker was arguing against solar energy. Saying nonsense about how it’s not dependable. It doesn’t work. I asked him what type of energy the International Space Station uses and he just stared at me with a blank face. I asked him about the Mars Rover power source and, again, he gave me a blank look. I told him that every research and discovery project that NASA has sent to space that requires energy to operate uses solar energy. If solar were as useless as Republicans make it out to be, nothing that NASA does in space would ever work. I’m so tired of conservatives acting like renewables don’t work when that’s the most reliable source of energy in some of the most harsh environments on our planet and in space. People have got to stop listening to Republicans.