celo ~

oc account (he/it) || icon by axolozzy

[cellophane-kittycat]

IS ANYONE GOING TO GIVE ME A PRESENT

[cellophane-kittycat]

have u considered going apeshit

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

[cellophane-kittycat]

OK. ONE FINAL TRY!! HOW MUCH WOOOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF.. A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK NORRIS..

WHO IS CHUCK?

[ultimatemagemaster]

WOOD. I THINK

[cellophane-kittycat]

WOOD WOOD CHUCK WOOD IF WOOD WOOD CHUCK CHUCK

[ultimatemagemaster]

I THINK TWELVE CHUCK WOOD COULD. YEAH

[cellophane-kittycat]

ELEVEN

[cellophane-kittycat]

OK. ONE FINAL TRY!! HOW MUCH WOOOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF.. A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK NORRIS..

WHO IS CHUCK?

[ultimatemagemaster]

WOOD. I THINK

[cellophane-kittycat]

WOOD WOOD CHUCK WOOD IF WOOD WOOD CHUCK CHUCK

[cellophane-kittycat]

have u ever read if you give a mouse a cookie. because that’s you to me

HIS GREED SICKENS ME. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS ABOUT ME

[cellophane-kittycat]

OK. ONE FINAL TRY!! HOW MUCH WOOOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF.. A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK NORRIS..

WHO IS CHUCK?

[cellophane-kittycat]

IM NOT SAD!!!!!!!IM VERY HAPPY!!!!!!!

[cellophane-kittycat]

WHAT DID HE MEAN ABOUT ME

[cellophane-kittycat]

I STILL DONT GET IT

[cellophane-kittycat]

I DONT GET SAD

[cellophane-kittycat]

BUT IM NOT SAD

[cellophane-kittycat]

SAD IS WHEN YOU HURT PEOPLE AND I DONT HURT PEOPLE

[cellophane-kittycat]

BUT IM NOT SAD

[cellophane-kittycat]

IM NOT FEELIJG VERY GOOD. : (

[cellophane-kittycat]

HE LOVES ME RIGHT?

[dr-venstal]

sending you a package in the mail. it’s an unborn fetus you can have it i don’t want it. raise it in a test tube or something experiment on it idc. you’re a dad now congratulations 🎉 there’s no going back

I’m not keeping that? What makes you think I would keep that? I don’t like children, let alone babies. They’re loud, dense, and sticky. I’m disposing of this.

[cellophane-kittycat]

NOOOO IT WILL GROW UP TO BE ME

[dr-venstal]

All the more reason to get rid of it. If your actual dad can’t stand you, what makes you think I could?

[cellophane-kittycat]

MY DAD LOVES ME!!!!!!!!

[dr-venstal]

Then why are you so desperate for a new one?

[cellophane-kittycat]

BECAUSE I WANT MORE ATTENTION!!!!!! MORE PEOPLE TO LOVE ME!!!!!!

[dr-venstal]

Attention seeking behavior is an indicator that no adult figures gave you that reassurance.

[cellophane-kittycat]

MY DAD LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!! LOVESME LOVEMSE LOVESMEL MLOVESME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dr-venstal]

sending you a package in the mail. it’s an unborn fetus you can have it i don’t want it. raise it in a test tube or something experiment on it idc. you’re a dad now congratulations 🎉 there’s no going back

I’m not keeping that? What makes you think I would keep that? I don’t like children, let alone babies. They’re loud, dense, and sticky. I’m disposing of this.

[cellophane-kittycat]

NOOOO IT WILL GROW UP TO BE ME

[dr-venstal]

All the more reason to get rid of it. If your actual dad can’t stand you, what makes you think I could?

[cellophane-kittycat]

MY DAD LOVES ME!!!!!!!!

[dr-venstal]

Then why are you so desperate for a new one?

[cellophane-kittycat]

BECAUSE I WANT MORE ATTENTION!!!!!! MORE PEOPLE TO LOVE ME!!!!!!

[dr-venstal]

sending you a package in the mail. it’s an unborn fetus you can have it i don’t want it. raise it in a test tube or something experiment on it idc. you’re a dad now congratulations 🎉 there’s no going back

I’m not keeping that? What makes you think I would keep that? I don’t like children, let alone babies. They’re loud, dense, and sticky. I’m disposing of this.

[cellophane-kittycat]

NOOOO IT WILL GROW UP TO BE ME

[dr-venstal]

All the more reason to get rid of it. If your actual dad can’t stand you, what makes you think I could?

[cellophane-kittycat]

MY DAD LOVES ME!!!!!!!!