Celo

Sometimes I even enjoy the books I read | Radically Kind | Radfems/TERFS dni | any pronouns, cause i eat them for breakfast >:)

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[celoliveslife]

"close male friend" more like closeted male friend lmfao

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[bruzum]

[lastvalyrian]

This is literally what people are talking about when they say AI will be used to mainstream widely held bigotry. LLMs are trained on frequency and probability -> straight relationships are more well represented in the dataset -> straight pronouns and terms become the "correct" normal.

This is a form of backdoor bigotry from both normative facts (there are more straight than gay relationships) and well represented bigoted beliefs (men are superior to women).

Combine this with the mass of people inclined to believe (and being encouraged to believe) that if AI says and does something it must be correct

[ungulangel]

i like sending pukicho horrible messages as often as i can. its healing

[celoliveslife]

i didnt know that was a thing people did - but it suddenly all makes sense

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

[fitzjubi-deactivated20230204]

[campyvillain]

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

[campyvillain]

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

[authoratmidnight]

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

[campyvillain]

i wish i was you.

[campyvillain]

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

[wisflight]

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

[sic-semper-hominibus]

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[satan-offical]

whenever I watch a movie where people are like dismembering someone alive and they're all chanting "hail satan hail satan" I always think "WOAH WOAH WOAHH GUY'S I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THIS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS! I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON!"

[the-actual-jesus-h-christ]

I kind of don’t want to believe you, but at the same time I know what it’s like to have a toxic fandom.

[satan-offical]

Jesus You Don't Get To Talk You're About To Be Tumblr Sexy Man

[the-haiku-bot]

Jesus You Don’t Get

To Talk You’re About To Be

Tumblr Sexy Man

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[celoliveslife]

bring korean buff jesus to tumblr

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[satan-offical]

whenever I watch a movie where people are like dismembering someone alive and they're all chanting "hail satan hail satan" I always think "WOAH WOAH WOAHH GUY'S I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THIS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS! I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON!"

[the-actual-jesus-h-christ]

I kind of don’t want to believe you, but at the same time I know what it’s like to have a toxic fandom.

[satan-offical]

Jesus You Don't Get To Talk You're About To Be Tumblr Sexy Man

[the-haiku-bot]

Jesus You Don’t Get

To Talk You’re About To Be

Tumblr Sexy Man

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[celoliveslife]

bring korean buff jesus to tumblr

[treecitysessions]

What did she mean by this

[valleyg0th]

Are y’all literally this fucked in the head? Its genitals. No it’s not normal or “tame” to put your genitals in public.

[treecitysessions]

She’s in a bedroom posing for an artsy nude photo not exposing herself on the street please be for real expeditiously

[xenasaur]

> sees goth in username

> looks inside

> moral panic over art and appeals to normalcy

you could cut the irony with a knife

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

People wouldn't be reacting that way if it was a vagina.

[the-haiku-bot]

People wouldn’t be

reacting that way if it

was a vagina.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[celoliveslife]

ngl i didn't even see the genitals at first

[ave-the-rat-king-deactivated202]

exclusionist can fuck off

[schrodingers-fyke]

I am loving the:

Bi-pan solidarity

Lesbian-ace solidarity

And the

NB-trans solidarity!

[the-based-brit]

Anyway, pansexuality is both biphobic and transphobic, thus pan people don't belong in the LGBT community.

Asexuals aren't inherently LGBT and don't belong, either (unless they also happen to experience same-sex attraction or gender dysphoria). Some aces are also pretty homophobic.

As for nonbinaries...well, I'm nb-neutral, but I do find it odd how no one identified as nonbinary before it was cool.

[lily-orchard]

[rossisrad]

Someone should remake that image, but with @the-rains-of-castamere's new user.

[folk-ever-lore]

[ellowynthenotking]

Anyone who says stuff like the-based-brit did is just trying to tear the community apart because we're weaker when we're separate groups.

We are stronger as a united front!

A rising tide lifts all ships, and rights for one are rights for everyone!

[the-haiku-bot]

A rising tide lifts

all ships, and rights for one are

rights for everyone!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko

[katyscartoons]

Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this

[alexseanchai]

penicillin was first discovered in 1928; vaginoplasty is less experimental

ibuprofen was first discovered in 1961; phalloplasty and HRT are less experimental

Adderall was first applied as an ADHD treatment in 1994; puberty blockers are less experimental