Life is a witch...Then you marry one...

The conversations of a trio of Wiccans, two housemates, one chaperone and altogether, three random minds come together

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Toast!

This.....just....THIS earlier on Skype:

Fang: I got my toaster working! I'll show you guys how it worksNate: OH no. No no no no no, I can Youtube this....Fang: Oh come o. You take a piece of bread and put it in the slot, push down the lever, wires get hot, make toastMorgan: YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fang: Now, there's no secret to toasting perfectio. Dial on the side, you make your selection. Push to the dark or the light, if it pops too soon push it again, make toastNate: I hate you both so much right now....I'm gonna be singing that all dayMorgan: This is what I get for listening to FangNate: You should know better!!!!n

[1000-sweet-kisses]

Ya’ll, my big brother, @celticfang, finally joined tumblr. Go show him some love… and enjoy the drunk texts from me that he will more than likely post later 😝

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I fell off my chair when I saw I got a mention. Though, it doesn’t take much to get me and my seat to part company.... As some people know....

- Fang

(OHh and....expect shenanigans to happen once I get seated again. It’s called I HAS COOKIES SO BE JEALOUS!)

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More horsing around

So.....again, THIS Morgan: Why is it every time my dog hears your voice he shits all over the floor? Fang: I’m just too sexy for that dog Nate: Think about what you just said Fang: Hey. I had to cleana  horse’s dick, alright? I had to clean a horse’s dick in order to groom it Morgan: Oh so that’s how you learned to jack off. The more I know about you.... Fang: Go fuck yourself Morgan!

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This happened.....

This. Just.....THIS Nate: So....guys.....why’s my sandwich cold Morgan: Because it’s chicken? Nate: No I mean I bought it just now, it’s cold. I’m gonna go request a refund..... Fang: Okay. I’m stilll getting the feeling you missed something Nate

Morgan: Nate always misses something important Fang: Be nice. I got told to be nice to him so same goes for you too Morgan

Nate: Um....guys...can I get a refund on a sandwich from the cooler and complain it’s cold? Morgan: If I can take a bananna back to the store and get a refund for smacking myself in the face peeling it.....yes

FaNG: *snorT* Yep. I remember that. Also, Morgan, bannnas are not boomerangs. They do not come back... Morgan: I know this now after I spent an hour waiting for one.... Nate: Seriously? Fang: Seriously. And she says you’re crazy. Morgan’s just as strange

Morgan: Hey, I’m not the one that howls at things he don’t like Fang: I meow at people when I want too. Like...*meows* Nate: Fang’s meow brings alll the cats to the yard Fang: Goddamnit Nate. Get back here!!!!!

Also. Grats to the Cubbies. You guys earned it

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And finally for today

Nate: Every time I turn on my faucet my sink fills up with water... Fang: So? Nate: How do I stop it happening Morgan: *laughs* Fang Pull the plug out

Nate: But....my sink will be dry then....

Morgan: *sighs* Well.....pick one

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Horsng around

Morgan....I swear ou’re part horse. Morgan: Hold that thought. I’ll go get the saddle and bridle

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For a first post....

Fang:Morgan! Morgan: What?

Fang: You put a your phone n the dryer agan Mogan: I know. I want to dry it out and keep the warranty on t Fang: *facepalm* Morgan: What? Fang: Tha’s....now how it works. And yet ‘m the one wthot a phone. Okay ths has to change.