To my beautiful tsundere,
I hope this year fulfill all of your desires, and life brings along a sweet motherfucker to please your material needs, I can be your sugar daddy if ya want — I’m kidding, no money. Please don’t marry a poor shit like me.
Instead, go for an old man with a lot of money who will die soon, so you can become rich and then be my sugar mama. Once again, I’m joking.
Just hope you have a wonderful day, precious Hara! Like a model in disguise of a normal girl, you are. Prettier than any idol. Like a princess in May, kind and warm.
Actually that’s your present, me, cheesy words I’d never say normally, and me, me, me. With a cherry on top.
I hope This is okay, promise to give you a better present soon enough. Thank you for being born.
Don’t put such a bright expression on my face for my birthday, what will people think of me? I have an image to keep! Not like I’m smiling wide or anything… You and I, we both cannot affort to be sugar mommy and daddy but do not worry, exquisite people llke us will find rich old ones to marry. I am sure about that part of our future.
I was having a good day but with you here now, I have an even better one. It works with my life too, I was having a life but with you in it it became a better one. Where would I be without you? I don’t want to know the answer to that question. You are being extra cheesey today but I am being too, minus the cherry on top, it’s still on your copper head.
Don’t say things as “ a better present soon enough “ , this one is truly beautiful, the most beautiful. It means a lot and I will cherish it because I know the true value of it. Share the strawberries with me, will you?
I’m the one thanking you, Jae.
And I promise to behave and not try to hurt anyone so I won’t end in jail and we will keep seeing each other without bars and police officers betweens us.
Thank you, for everything.