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Started watching Jacksepticeye's playthrough of the new Resident Evil, and I don't know who's more in love with Leon, me or Sean.

therealjacksepticeye

YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH MY SHEER LUST FOR LEON? THE VERY THOUGHT

ranboolivesaysstuff

Step aside bud.

anistarrose

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

gonzos-humansona

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

damazcuz

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

damazcuz

Everyone liked my sober mole post. 🙂

konoko

xenasaur

you. put breasts on that androgynous character right fucking now. DO IT!!!

xenasaur

and make them fucking fat by the way. enough of "androgynous" meaning masculine and skinny

xenasaur

and add some melanin for gods sake

oldbutchdanielmolloy

omg you people can do anything

aceofpans

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

beelzebeth

"For me, [being in L.S. Dunes] is a way to be constantly creative. And so I get that itch scratched of like, constantly being able to write new things and put new things out — and not having to put that pressure on my friends in other bands that maybe aren't necessarily at that point, or wanna do that, you know what I mean? There's nothing worse than being, like, the fuckin' yappy dog, being like [puts on cartoon dog voice and starts talking really fast] 'Yo, you guys wanna hear somethin' new?? You wanna do something?? I got a new riff, I got a riff, you wanna hear my riff??' So that helps me, I think."

Frank Iero during an L.S. Dunes interview answering a question about how the band members' other projects relate to their music

asynca

I watched an insane amount of TikTok and other short form videos for the story I'm writing right now. I gotta say, afterwards, I found myself picking up my phone and opening the apps, almost unconsciously. I was walking and I thought about watching some vids at the same time. I was on hold to the ATO... maybe some videos.

I also happen to specialise in gambling addiction (although I'm not practicing in that area right now), and all I could fucking think about was how these fucking apps were conditioning me in the same fucking way gambling apps do. To be constantly plugged in, consuming. To not even think about just picking it up and having a look. To feel bored when I wasn't watching them, to think about watching them when I wasn't watching them....

That shit is fucking evil.

I deleted it. I'm not exposing myself to that.

That shit will fry your dopamine/reward system so fucking bad you will never read a book or watching a movie again without it.

Love yourself and your potential enough to put that fucking shit away. Watch longer form things that require focus and engagement. Listen to podcasts and audiobooks. Read books. DO ANYTHING BUT CONSUME SHORT FORM CONTENT IN AN UNSTRUCTURED WAY.

If you MUST consume it (I'm sure people will be like 'but my classmates' or 'but my own channel'.... etc), do it in a siloed and structured way. 30 minutes between x time and x time on x day. Focus on it. Don't eat and do it. Watch each short form video to completion. Engage critically with the content. ANd never watch them first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

PLEASE. From a gambling professional, short form videos ping your SAME circuitry and you will fuck up your life and your brain so badly if you don't put up guardrails for yourself.

conversation16

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

conversation16

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

trashdogpenultimate

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

centers-for-disease-control

DO NOT

diseases-for-center-control

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

centers-for-disease-control

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

scruffylookingpiratecaptain

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT