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Dama, 32, he/him | artist&writer  assigned gamer at therapy | god nerfed me

[damazcuz]

Welcome to my freak zone. Dama, 32, he/him. Artist, writer, tiger appreciator, game player, post maker, admirer of the humble mole.

I’m very into Guild Wars 2. I also enjoy Half Life, Metro 2033, Portal, Disco Elysium, Dungeon Meshi and various other things.

GW2 sideblog at @hivemaster; reference post sideblog at @referenze

Main tag for stuff I make is #by me. Best art is on my personal website, my writing is on Ao3. #two paws up for my best posts. Cat pics #euphemimia.

Faq:

Q. How are you so handsome?

A. I was born in a tiger gashapon.

Q. When will (fanfiction title) update?

A. I'm also asking this.

Q. Do you do any original writing?

A. Not currently, I'm too scared of doing all that worldbuilding. 😣 omg fuck no just no.

Q. Will there be any cool tiger images on your pinned post?

A. This is a lot of pressure to put on me... but I'll do my best for you:

(2 Erik Olson / 4 @/kerink / 6 @/twilightdomain)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[aurorepeuffier]

Painting from photographs I took during my travel in Scotland

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[damazcuz]

philosoraptor <- FREE DINOSONA FOR ANY BIG PHILOSOPHERS OUT THERE, I WON'T BE USING IT

[damazcuz]

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[damazcuz]

hm....... yes.... yes I suppose that he might...

[dogpuppy]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Megamind has three Superman subversions. One is obviously Megamind himself. He was not raised loved by the world, but rather was loved by those hated by the world. Because he was still raised with love, he does care about other people, hence his character development. But because he didn't receive wider love growing up, his own is misplaced at first.

Metro Man was not loved growing up in a way that mattered. His adopted father was clearly very absent, and while we don't know much about his family, their relationship seems superficial. Because of this, his sense of duty to the world is also superficial, hence his boredom.

Hal wasn't raised with power. He gained it and was shown how to use it by a 'space dad' who only taught him power and not love. Hence, he sees it only as a grasping means to an end.

All three of these subversions, in their negative space, create the silhouette of the superhero that they are parodying. That silhouette is of a space child that came to earth and was cared for very deeply by the world, and taught love through his experience of love, and because of that holds fast to his duty to the world. Which is Superman.

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[wy-bie]

Drive(2011) Vroum vroum 🏎️

[saucefunk]

you know the story about the scorpion and the frog?

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree