[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

o_O

the response to an awkward comment in 2009 (via greatwhiteprivilege)

[orgasm]

i was peeing and my cat somehow opened the door and started meowing it was a weird experience 

[constructreese]

new gif for tumblr fights

[swordbabe-deactivated20151016]

SAY IT WITH ME

the mitochondria are not “deep”

the mitochondria are not “quirky”

the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell

STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

[petitegoat-blog]

[ieverneon]

We all knew this day would come.

[bubblevvrap]

[arualeo]

[kyliexgender]

you know my name not my

[thealphapigeon]

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

[deepmeaningfulcomments]

[facebookfortunes]

[davvvd]

one does not simply ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ into Mordor

[tealtiger]

[stretchedlobes]

fuuuuuuuuuuck

[dumbgay]

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

[jaoxn-deactivated20141121]

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

[ruinedchildhood]

[unicorndreamss-blog]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

asking someone to be patient

confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

[1985panties-deactivated20160426]

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

[altarandhourisdead2k14-deactiva]

dear time magazine, please do not call millennials the “selfie generation.” we are the meme generation and i will not stand for being mischaracterized like this