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Chris 26 He/him Not actually Canadian Chipotle enthusiast

[modogoblin]

[rslashrats]

.. <- two ants kissing

[crazy-brazilian]

[rockfact]

i love minecraft. you can make a really huge tree that's so detailed it looks real from afar or you can dig a chunk wide hole to bedrock and then fill it with chickens

[memewhore]

[spirantization]

not to sound too much like a millennial who has lived through two major economic downturns but like, i don't think banks should be able to give you 0.1% interest and call it a "high interest savings account" with a straight face. thanks for the 10¢ i guess, if i find a dime on the sidewalk i'll have doubled my free money for the month

[fairycosmos]

how to combat existential loneliness without starting a nuclear family or like. joining a cult

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[hyah-through-hyrule]

Obsessed with this

[hyah-through-hyrule]

[anxietyproblem]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

[bogleech]

I only found out they changed the picture on the cardboard the butter comes in because it made the dilbert guy cry this hard

[previouslysane-archive]

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

[deathdaydreamm]

[forlovefromfear]

Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.

[funnytwittertweets]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

When I was still in the closet I had sex with my high school gf inside one of those bagged ice freezers outside of a 7/11 and I couldn’t cum bc gay and mood stabilizers

jesus

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[fuck-customers]

[momokotuharumaki]

[memecucker]

new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers

[such-justice-wow]

I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory