Welcome to Sammys cafe

boo

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Welcome to Sammy's Cafe, where all of our drinks are served with extra love and a smile. Five percent gratuity fee added per smile.

Strawpage:

Cene's strawpage

(you all know the rules by now, be nice.)

@cenes-mother-official - my mom (if you're mean to her you die)

@gorgeous-emily-official - my sister

@cenes-father-official - don't give him any information about me please

@chasehollow-official - an old friend

@deaconhollow - a regular at the cafe

@myra-hollow - she's nice

@grandpa-ralph-offical-561 - he kinda scares me

@beth-hollow - Mrs. Hollow

@dale-hollow - Mr. Hollow

@agatha-official - she comes to the cafe a lot with "suggestions"

@prunellas-dad - he's a lot quieter than his wife and daughter

@prunella-official - she's fun to talk to when she comes in with her mom

@diane-forenski-bakes - she's a good baker

@simon-official-rp - my annoying childhood friend

@theofficial-buddy - A regular at the cafe, likes chocolate

@the-violet-official - she's really fashionable

@littlesilverofficial - she's nice, always comes in with her sister

@bronze-official - I feel this guy on a spiritual level

@goldie-official - this guy's loud...

@offical-rose - He's a hopeless romantic

@chaz-radsurfer - he's fine

@chazs-gf-official - she's nice

@old-man-official - creepy...

@cashley-mcmansion - she tips well ig

@officially-ross - an idiot

@just-rosss - an idiot 2.0

@the-lovely-danielle - scary

@sammys-cafe - my uncle/boss

@cbstorybooknarrator - who... or rather what are you?

@official-boris - ... there's a horse loose in the hospital on tumblr!

[old-man-official]

You fools, you all thought I didn't know my way around a computer, yet I have been posting from 2 different blogs all along, right @chaz-radsurfer?

[chaz-radsurfer]

That's right, me <:)

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Ew that's creep behavior wtf

[alastair-the-greatest]

I can't say I'm all that surprised. I suppose it's disappointing to discover when someone is secretly creepy :(

I love my fans greatly, but there are some people online who have a hard time maintaining healthy boundaries...

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

I've got a feeling the police should be contacted he also stalked an eight year old from what I heard soo

[old-man-official]

You fools, you all thought I didn't know my way around a computer, yet I have been posting from 2 different blogs all along, right @chaz-radsurfer?

[chaz-radsurfer]

That's right, me <:)

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Ew that's creep behavior wtf

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

@director-kharon-official Kharon I need your help with something

[director-kharon-official]

what seems to be the paw-blem mate?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Hypothetically speaking if someone decided to date a celebrity how would they go about avoiding the paparazzi?

[director-kharon-official]

...hy-paw-thetically WHAT?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

You heard me.

[director-kharon-official]

ok dude. I mean absolutely no offense by this, because you're totally awesome enough to bag a celebrity, BUT ALSO YOU'RE INTROVERTED AS FUCK, HOW?!?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

He doesn't know how to talk to customer service people idk what else to tell ya

[director-kharon-official]

hm… well, there’s always the “wear a mask” option, but you could also act bitter as fuck to them until they leave you alone..?

There may be some form of legal workaround too if need be?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

I am bitter as fuck have you met me?

[alastair-the-greatest]

I think you're pretty nice!!

Though, I do have some masks and hats for blending in if you'd like to have one or two.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

I'm nice to you because I like your company

[alastair-the-greatest]

Awe, I'm special! :D

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yup

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

@director-kharon-official Kharon I need your help with something

[director-kharon-official]

what seems to be the paw-blem mate?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Hypothetically speaking if someone decided to date a celebrity how would they go about avoiding the paparazzi?

[director-kharon-official]

...hy-paw-thetically WHAT?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

You heard me.

[director-kharon-official]

ok dude. I mean absolutely no offense by this, because you're totally awesome enough to bag a celebrity, BUT ALSO YOU'RE INTROVERTED AS FUCK, HOW?!?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

He doesn't know how to talk to customer service people idk what else to tell ya

[director-kharon-official]

hm… well, there’s always the “wear a mask” option, but you could also act bitter as fuck to them until they leave you alone..?

There may be some form of legal workaround too if need be?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

I am bitter as fuck have you met me?

[alastair-the-greatest]

I think you're pretty nice!!

Though, I do have some masks and hats for blending in if you'd like to have one or two.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

I'm nice to you because I like your company

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

@director-kharon-official Kharon I need your help with something

[director-kharon-official]

what seems to be the paw-blem mate?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Hypothetically speaking if someone decided to date a celebrity how would they go about avoiding the paparazzi?

[director-kharon-official]

...hy-paw-thetically WHAT?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

You heard me.

[director-kharon-official]

ok dude. I mean absolutely no offense by this, because you're totally awesome enough to bag a celebrity, BUT ALSO YOU'RE INTROVERTED AS FUCK, HOW?!?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

He doesn't know how to talk to customer service people idk what else to tell ya

[director-kharon-official]

hm… well, there’s always the “wear a mask” option, but you could also act bitter as fuck to them until they leave you alone..?

There may be some form of legal workaround too if need be?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

I am bitter as fuck have you met me?

[simon-official-rp]

Oh the heat is killing me....

*said while wearing 4 layers of clothes*

someone save me.....

*dissolves*

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Dumbass

[simon-official-rp]

says the leather person...( ；-｀д´-)

Ok...thats it.

Im getting the tank top

I aint dealing with this heat anymore

*slides around as a puddle and grabs the tank top from under the bed*

Ooc: i wanted to find smth stupid

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME-

[simon-official-rp]

do you really hate it that much? Damn.

but its so cute... look at that face....

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Hell beast

[simon-official-rp]

Oh the heat is killing me....

*said while wearing 4 layers of clothes*

someone save me.....

*dissolves*

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Dumbass

[simon-official-rp]

says the leather person...( ；-｀д´-)

Ok...thats it.

Im getting the tank top

I aint dealing with this heat anymore

*slides around as a puddle and grabs the tank top from under the bed*

Ooc: i wanted to find smth stupid

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME-

[simon-official-rp]

Oh the heat is killing me....

*said while wearing 4 layers of clothes*

someone save me.....

*dissolves*

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Dumbass

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

@director-kharon-official Kharon I need your help with something

[director-kharon-official]

what seems to be the paw-blem mate?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Hypothetically speaking if someone decided to date a celebrity how would they go about avoiding the paparazzi?

[director-kharon-official]

...hy-paw-thetically WHAT?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

You heard me.

[director-kharon-official]

ok dude. I mean absolutely no offense by this, because you're totally awesome enough to bag a celebrity, BUT ALSO YOU'RE INTROVERTED AS FUCK, HOW?!?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

He doesn't know how to talk to customer service people idk what else to tell ya

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

@director-kharon-official Kharon I need your help with something

[director-kharon-official]

what seems to be the paw-blem mate?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Hypothetically speaking if someone decided to date a celebrity how would they go about avoiding the paparazzi?

[director-kharon-official]

...hy-paw-thetically WHAT?!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

You heard me.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

@director-kharon-official Kharon I need your help with something

[director-kharon-official]

what seems to be the paw-blem mate?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Hypothetically speaking if someone decided to date a celebrity how would they go about avoiding the paparazzi?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

@director-kharon-official Kharon I need your help with something

[simon-official-rp]

I think Cene is officially dating a celebrity now-

@cene-from-sammys-cafe

WHAT

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

We've been on two dates but we're not official yet

[simon-official-rp]

uh huh...uh huh

*brings out the binders again*

So what date is auspicious for weddings this year....

*checks calendar*

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Not again...

[simon-official-rp]

*Places hands on shoulders*

My great friend...this is of upmost importance

So what colours yall want?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Two dates Simon. We haven't even kissed yet slow the fuck down

[simon-official-rp]

*stares* hm....

*realises smth*

Wait. I dont even know this guy.

Who is he that stole my dear friend's heart?

*takes out a green colour binder and shelves back the wedding binders*

So...have you planned the next date?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

No we haven't planned the next date, and I'm pretty sure you know of him- so you know that boyband that you and Chase listen to? Star brigade? And their lead singer Alistair? It's him

[simon-official-rp]

*breathes in and out*

Hold in excuse me for a moment

*walks outside and closes his room door*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*walks back in*

I thought liking boyband guys was chase's thing.

Shouldnt Alistair be in some big city or smth, whats he doing here?

This has just changed my perspective on everything.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

He's here for his mom from what I heard, she runs that new flower shop in town

[simon-official-rp]

Ohhhhhhh

That suddenly makes alot of sense tbh

Have you met your future mother in law yet?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Simon no

[simon-official-rp]

Simon yes

LETS GO VISIT THE SHOP

i also wanna get some flowers anyways

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nope, Ma is insistent that I should wait until I get serious in a relationship to meet the parents, also I'm not meeting his mother without him being there!

[alastair-the-greatest]

Oh, I'm often there helping out my mom with her shop! I mostly shift boxes around in the background so I don't distract her customers too much, of course! Or I'm very deftly ordering take out because she doesn't trust me in the kitchen. Haha!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Do you need cooking lessons?

[alastair-the-greatest]

If you wanted to give them, then perrrrrhaps? 👀

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Well I was the one asking so logically I'm the one offering

[alastair-the-greatest]

Sounds good to me! 😁 It could be our third date! Though... I don't think my inability to cook would be a very fun date... Unless...

You'd have to be a good teacher, then 😉

Which I'm sure you are.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Luckily for you I enjoy teaching people to cook

[alastair-the-greatest]

Don't know who that gif is of, but it's a shared vibe!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Is that Danny Motta????

[alastair-the-greatest]

Who?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Let's just say he's a YouTuber and leave it at that

[alastair-the-greatest]

Okay! 👌 Got it! I will also not look him up. I will trust that you didn't tell me for good reason.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nah he's fine, just has very adult humor, I don't watch his videos often but some college friends of mine enjoy his stuff

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, I see now. I will not avoid him like the plague, then. I just won't seek him out either 🫡

[simon-official-rp]

I have been ignored...

*stares*

Yall sure its just been 2 dates?

Sure the wedding won't happen this year?

[alastair-the-greatest]

Oh, someone's getting married? Congratulations to them! Also, sorry for harried response, I'm juggling a few flower pots right now.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

No one is getting married

[alastair-the-greatest]

Aw :( I guess my congratulations were prematue.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Simon is talking about the two of us Alistair

[alastair-the-greatest]

Yeah, I reread his post and figured that much out. Haha... Ha... Oops.

Also, even if we were farther into our... dates (I suppose is the term? Dating?), I can't marry someone who hasn't met my mom. So, no wedding anytime soon! Not that... that needed clarification...

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yeah, I personally like to be official for at least a few months before even talking about that, Simon just has no trust in my ability to keep a partner

[alastair-the-greatest]

You've been official enough before to start talking about that with someone?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Ehh... Looking back on it? Hell no, but I was a teenager and stupid, Thad was just generally a bad idea

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, I see. The most stupid thing I did as a teenager was unintentionally go on dates with this girl I was unaware had a boyfriend already. He was nottttttt pleased when he found out. He did not believe me when I told him I didn't know. I would say poor guy, but he was kind of a jerk–

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yeesh- you blame the cheater not the second partner dude, I mean- in my case I blamed everyone because I knew all of them but that's different you didn't know she had a boyfriend, anyway we should probably move to a separate post before Simon complains about being ignored again or manages to spark one of my full rants about Thad-

[simon-official-rp]

Fuck Thad.

I did not regret hitting that punchable face.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Wait when did you hit him-

[simon-official-rp]

You have your activities, and I have mine

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

I'm not judging I just want to know when so I can see if someone recorded it and posted it somewhere

[simon-official-rp]

I think Cene is officially dating a celebrity now-

@cene-from-sammys-cafe

WHAT

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

We've been on two dates but we're not official yet

[simon-official-rp]

uh huh...uh huh

*brings out the binders again*

So what date is auspicious for weddings this year....

*checks calendar*

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Not again...

[simon-official-rp]

*Places hands on shoulders*

My great friend...this is of upmost importance

So what colours yall want?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Two dates Simon. We haven't even kissed yet slow the fuck down

[simon-official-rp]

*stares* hm....

*realises smth*

Wait. I dont even know this guy.

Who is he that stole my dear friend's heart?

*takes out a green colour binder and shelves back the wedding binders*

So...have you planned the next date?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

No we haven't planned the next date, and I'm pretty sure you know of him- so you know that boyband that you and Chase listen to? Star brigade? And their lead singer Alistair? It's him

[simon-official-rp]

*breathes in and out*

Hold in excuse me for a moment

*walks outside and closes his room door*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*walks back in*

I thought liking boyband guys was chase's thing.

Shouldnt Alistair be in some big city or smth, whats he doing here?

This has just changed my perspective on everything.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

He's here for his mom from what I heard, she runs that new flower shop in town

[simon-official-rp]

Ohhhhhhh

That suddenly makes alot of sense tbh

Have you met your future mother in law yet?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Simon no

[simon-official-rp]

Simon yes

LETS GO VISIT THE SHOP

i also wanna get some flowers anyways

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nope, Ma is insistent that I should wait until I get serious in a relationship to meet the parents, also I'm not meeting his mother without him being there!

[alastair-the-greatest]

Oh, I'm often there helping out my mom with her shop! I mostly shift boxes around in the background so I don't distract her customers too much, of course! Or I'm very deftly ordering take out because she doesn't trust me in the kitchen. Haha!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Do you need cooking lessons?

[alastair-the-greatest]

If you wanted to give them, then perrrrrhaps? 👀

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Well I was the one asking so logically I'm the one offering

[alastair-the-greatest]

Sounds good to me! 😁 It could be our third date! Though... I don't think my inability to cook would be a very fun date... Unless...

You'd have to be a good teacher, then 😉

Which I'm sure you are.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Luckily for you I enjoy teaching people to cook

[alastair-the-greatest]

Don't know who that gif is of, but it's a shared vibe!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Is that Danny Motta????

[alastair-the-greatest]

Who?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Let's just say he's a YouTuber and leave it at that

[alastair-the-greatest]

Okay! 👌 Got it! I will also not look him up. I will trust that you didn't tell me for good reason.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nah he's fine, just has very adult humor, I don't watch his videos often but some college friends of mine enjoy his stuff

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, I see now. I will not avoid him like the plague, then. I just won't seek him out either 🫡

[simon-official-rp]

I have been ignored...

*stares*

Yall sure its just been 2 dates?

Sure the wedding won't happen this year?

[alastair-the-greatest]

Oh, someone's getting married? Congratulations to them! Also, sorry for harried response, I'm juggling a few flower pots right now.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

No one is getting married

[alastair-the-greatest]

Aw :( I guess my congratulations were prematue.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Simon is talking about the two of us Alistair

[alastair-the-greatest]

Yeah, I reread his post and figured that much out. Haha... Ha... Oops.

Also, even if we were farther into our... dates (I suppose is the term? Dating?), I can't marry someone who hasn't met my mom. So, no wedding anytime soon! Not that... that needed clarification...

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yeah, I personally like to be official for at least a few months before even talking about that, Simon just has no trust in my ability to keep a partner

[alastair-the-greatest]

You've been official enough before to start talking about that with someone?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Ehh... Looking back on it? Hell no, but I was a teenager and stupid, Thad was just generally a bad idea

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, I see. The most stupid thing I did as a teenager was unintentionally go on dates with this girl I was unaware had a boyfriend already. He was nottttttt pleased when he found out. He did not believe me when I told him I didn't know. I would say poor guy, but he was kind of a jerk–

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yeesh- you blame the cheater not the second partner dude, I mean- in my case I blamed everyone because I knew all of them but that's different you didn't know she had a boyfriend, anyway we should probably move to a separate post before Simon complains about being ignored again or manages to spark one of my full rants about Thad-

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, of course. When people comment under my posts with their own little conversations, I usually just nod along with a little smile because they're talking and it's nice, but to each their own. Not everyone likes it, I guess!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nah he's just a drama king

[simon-official-rp]

HEY!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Am I wrong?

[simon-official-rp]

I think Cene is officially dating a celebrity now-

@cene-from-sammys-cafe

WHAT

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

We've been on two dates but we're not official yet

[simon-official-rp]

uh huh...uh huh

*brings out the binders again*

So what date is auspicious for weddings this year....

*checks calendar*

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Not again...

[simon-official-rp]

*Places hands on shoulders*

My great friend...this is of upmost importance

So what colours yall want?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Two dates Simon. We haven't even kissed yet slow the fuck down

[simon-official-rp]

*stares* hm....

*realises smth*

Wait. I dont even know this guy.

Who is he that stole my dear friend's heart?

*takes out a green colour binder and shelves back the wedding binders*

So...have you planned the next date?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

No we haven't planned the next date, and I'm pretty sure you know of him- so you know that boyband that you and Chase listen to? Star brigade? And their lead singer Alistair? It's him

[simon-official-rp]

*breathes in and out*

Hold in excuse me for a moment

*walks outside and closes his room door*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*walks back in*

I thought liking boyband guys was chase's thing.

Shouldnt Alistair be in some big city or smth, whats he doing here?

This has just changed my perspective on everything.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

He's here for his mom from what I heard, she runs that new flower shop in town

[simon-official-rp]

Ohhhhhhh

That suddenly makes alot of sense tbh

Have you met your future mother in law yet?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Simon no

[simon-official-rp]

Simon yes

LETS GO VISIT THE SHOP

i also wanna get some flowers anyways

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nope, Ma is insistent that I should wait until I get serious in a relationship to meet the parents, also I'm not meeting his mother without him being there!

[alastair-the-greatest]

Oh, I'm often there helping out my mom with her shop! I mostly shift boxes around in the background so I don't distract her customers too much, of course! Or I'm very deftly ordering take out because she doesn't trust me in the kitchen. Haha!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Do you need cooking lessons?

[alastair-the-greatest]

If you wanted to give them, then perrrrrhaps? 👀

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Well I was the one asking so logically I'm the one offering

[alastair-the-greatest]

Sounds good to me! 😁 It could be our third date! Though... I don't think my inability to cook would be a very fun date... Unless...

You'd have to be a good teacher, then 😉

Which I'm sure you are.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Luckily for you I enjoy teaching people to cook

[alastair-the-greatest]

Don't know who that gif is of, but it's a shared vibe!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Is that Danny Motta????

[alastair-the-greatest]

Who?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Let's just say he's a YouTuber and leave it at that

[alastair-the-greatest]

Okay! 👌 Got it! I will also not look him up. I will trust that you didn't tell me for good reason.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nah he's fine, just has very adult humor, I don't watch his videos often but some college friends of mine enjoy his stuff

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, I see now. I will not avoid him like the plague, then. I just won't seek him out either 🫡

[simon-official-rp]

I have been ignored...

*stares*

Yall sure its just been 2 dates?

Sure the wedding won't happen this year?

[alastair-the-greatest]

Oh, someone's getting married? Congratulations to them! Also, sorry for harried response, I'm juggling a few flower pots right now.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

No one is getting married

[alastair-the-greatest]

Aw :( I guess my congratulations were prematue.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Simon is talking about the two of us Alistair

[alastair-the-greatest]

Yeah, I reread his post and figured that much out. Haha... Ha... Oops.

Also, even if we were farther into our... dates (I suppose is the term? Dating?), I can't marry someone who hasn't met my mom. So, no wedding anytime soon! Not that... that needed clarification...

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yeah, I personally like to be official for at least a few months before even talking about that, Simon just has no trust in my ability to keep a partner

[alastair-the-greatest]

You've been official enough before to start talking about that with someone?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Ehh... Looking back on it? Hell no, but I was a teenager and stupid, Thad was just generally a bad idea

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, I see. The most stupid thing I did as a teenager was unintentionally go on dates with this girl I was unaware had a boyfriend already. He was nottttttt pleased when he found out. He did not believe me when I told him I didn't know. I would say poor guy, but he was kind of a jerk–

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yeesh- you blame the cheater not the second partner dude, I mean- in my case I blamed everyone because I knew all of them but that's different you didn't know she had a boyfriend, anyway we should probably move to a separate post before Simon complains about being ignored again or manages to spark one of my full rants about Thad-

[simon-official-rp]

Fuck Thad.

I did not regret hitting that punchable face.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Wait when did you hit him-

[simon-official-rp]

I think Cene is officially dating a celebrity now-

@cene-from-sammys-cafe

WHAT

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

We've been on two dates but we're not official yet

[simon-official-rp]

uh huh...uh huh

*brings out the binders again*

So what date is auspicious for weddings this year....

*checks calendar*

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Not again...

[simon-official-rp]

*Places hands on shoulders*

My great friend...this is of upmost importance

So what colours yall want?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Two dates Simon. We haven't even kissed yet slow the fuck down

[simon-official-rp]

*stares* hm....

*realises smth*

Wait. I dont even know this guy.

Who is he that stole my dear friend's heart?

*takes out a green colour binder and shelves back the wedding binders*

So...have you planned the next date?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

No we haven't planned the next date, and I'm pretty sure you know of him- so you know that boyband that you and Chase listen to? Star brigade? And their lead singer Alistair? It's him

[simon-official-rp]

*breathes in and out*

Hold in excuse me for a moment

*walks outside and closes his room door*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*walks back in*

I thought liking boyband guys was chase's thing.

Shouldnt Alistair be in some big city or smth, whats he doing here?

This has just changed my perspective on everything.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

He's here for his mom from what I heard, she runs that new flower shop in town

[simon-official-rp]

Ohhhhhhh

That suddenly makes alot of sense tbh

Have you met your future mother in law yet?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Simon no

[simon-official-rp]

Simon yes

LETS GO VISIT THE SHOP

i also wanna get some flowers anyways

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nope, Ma is insistent that I should wait until I get serious in a relationship to meet the parents, also I'm not meeting his mother without him being there!

[alastair-the-greatest]

Oh, I'm often there helping out my mom with her shop! I mostly shift boxes around in the background so I don't distract her customers too much, of course! Or I'm very deftly ordering take out because she doesn't trust me in the kitchen. Haha!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Do you need cooking lessons?

[alastair-the-greatest]

If you wanted to give them, then perrrrrhaps? 👀

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Well I was the one asking so logically I'm the one offering

[alastair-the-greatest]

Sounds good to me! 😁 It could be our third date! Though... I don't think my inability to cook would be a very fun date... Unless...

You'd have to be a good teacher, then 😉

Which I'm sure you are.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Luckily for you I enjoy teaching people to cook

[alastair-the-greatest]

Don't know who that gif is of, but it's a shared vibe!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Is that Danny Motta????

[alastair-the-greatest]

Who?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Let's just say he's a YouTuber and leave it at that

[alastair-the-greatest]

Okay! 👌 Got it! I will also not look him up. I will trust that you didn't tell me for good reason.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nah he's fine, just has very adult humor, I don't watch his videos often but some college friends of mine enjoy his stuff

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, I see now. I will not avoid him like the plague, then. I just won't seek him out either 🫡

[simon-official-rp]

I have been ignored...

*stares*

Yall sure its just been 2 dates?

Sure the wedding won't happen this year?

[alastair-the-greatest]

Oh, someone's getting married? Congratulations to them! Also, sorry for harried response, I'm juggling a few flower pots right now.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

No one is getting married

[alastair-the-greatest]

Aw :( I guess my congratulations were prematue.

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

... Simon is talking about the two of us Alistair

[alastair-the-greatest]

Yeah, I reread his post and figured that much out. Haha... Ha... Oops.

Also, even if we were farther into our... dates (I suppose is the term? Dating?), I can't marry someone who hasn't met my mom. So, no wedding anytime soon! Not that... that needed clarification...

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yeah, I personally like to be official for at least a few months before even talking about that, Simon just has no trust in my ability to keep a partner

[alastair-the-greatest]

You've been official enough before to start talking about that with someone?

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Ehh... Looking back on it? Hell no, but I was a teenager and stupid, Thad was just generally a bad idea

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, I see. The most stupid thing I did as a teenager was unintentionally go on dates with this girl I was unaware had a boyfriend already. He was nottttttt pleased when he found out. He did not believe me when I told him I didn't know. I would say poor guy, but he was kind of a jerk–

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Yeesh- you blame the cheater not the second partner dude, I mean- in my case I blamed everyone because I knew all of them but that's different you didn't know she had a boyfriend, anyway we should probably move to a separate post before Simon complains about being ignored again or manages to spark one of my full rants about Thad-

[alastair-the-greatest]

Ah, of course. When people comment under my posts with their own little conversations, I usually just nod along with a little smile because they're talking and it's nice, but to each their own. Not everyone likes it, I guess!

[cene-from-sammys-cafe]

Nah he's just a drama king