BREATHE SLOWLY.

Accounting Major. Drugs and Math are all I know. Very easily amused. You don't need any more information.

[youngharlemnigga]

[bisexualbeowulf]

Halloween takes place on a Monday this year and if that doesn’t perfectly sum up how awful 2016 has been I don’t know what will

[thequotejournals]

You don’t ask people with knives in their stomachs what would make them happy; happiness is no longer the point. It’s all about survival; it’s all about whether you pull the knife out and bleed to death or keep it in…

Nick Hornby, How to Be Good (via wordsnquotes)

[micdotcom]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If I had a dollar for every time someone misused “literally” I would figuratively have a million dollars.

[virtualnihil]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow

[queennick4l-blog]

[ciroc-obamaa]

WORK

[stale-thot-deactivated20170503]

[bigeisamazing]

[transatlanticgirl]

[censored97]

Cat: *puts paw on leg*

Me: hoe dont do it

Cat: *inserts claws*

Me: oh m y g od

[reactionfaces]

[thvampire-deactivated20170215]

[glittervajayjayy]

[pomeranian2]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This shit is still mad funny 😭😭