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@ everyone making fun of bucky barnes for actually closing the chest clip on his backpack like God + JanSport intended: if t’challa, Holy Cat Prince of Fucking Shit Up, was running down the fucking interstate tunnel coming to beat your ass back into Bad Memories you would buckle that clip too; you would buckle your belt, you would buckle your soul, you would buckle up your whole life

steve: you wrote about me

bucky: I don't know what you're talking about

steve: you pulled me out of the river

bucky: idk why I did that

steve: you nearly killed tony because he hurt me. you actually roared like an angry pigeon or something

bucky: I don't like him

steve: you tried to pull me behind the shield when I was covering you with it

bucky: I didn't mean to do that

steve: you remembered my shoes and the hotdogs but not that girls name

bucky: I have memory problems that's all

steve: you left our dates because I ran off, didn't even apologize

bucky: your date would've wondered where you went, I found you for her

steve: you lied and told me you only knew me because of the smithsonian because you wanted to protect me, to make me go

bucky: blame the brochure

steve: you made me share an apartment with you

bucky: I needed someone to do the dishes

steve: you kept my picture

bucky: memory problems remember?

steve: you didn't like it when I kissed sharon, I can tell your fake smile from your real one

bucky: you were wasting valuable time

steve: you put yourself back into cryo so I'd stop being reckless and not become a criminal just to keep you

bucky: I was tired

steve: you made a vow, told me you'd be with me until death

bucky: idk why I did that

steve: you interrupted my moment with peggy because you were jealous

bucky: you deserved applause and attention for your bravery

steve: you fell from the train because you were protecting me

bucky: wasn't my smartest move

steve: you gave me heart eyes at the bar in '43

bucky: I was drunk

steve: we shared money and everything else like...a couple

bucky: it was convenient

steve: you're in love with me

bucky: yes

steve: what

bucky: what

I’m watching civil war. Let’s see how this goes.

#signed

Have I ever mentioned how amazing Bucky is?

#signed

queerente

mood

hey system with bucky and steve here:: forgot to mention, steve says he wouldnt mind talking to you either. like, it'd be super weird(not his words, hes not USING words he's just a jumble of feelings right now. systems are FUN[/sarcasm]) but also interesting and, if it wouldnt make you uncomfortable then he's willing to chat and see what it's like. but again, if doubles make you uncomfortable then we all 100% understand and dont wanna make you feel weird or bad or anything

I'm perfectly okay with doubles! I'd love to talk to more mes.

queerly-it-is

d'you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

questionartbox

What are you drawing, though?

Things he can’t bring himself to say. Art blog: questionartbox

ocdhawkeye-blog

@centuryoldcaptain is being a JERK and i no longer hope he had a good birthday

centuryoldcaptain

*Hope he had a good post birthday

Guess who didn't tell me happy birthday until a day later.

#I can't believe you Clint

imaginebucky

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe

#I'm laughing so hard