侍 | To Serve

Like these blossoms. We are all dying...to know LIFE in every breath, every cup of tea, every life we take. That is the way of the warrior. That is Bushido.

[cerasisbellator]

So do you think a samurai could really chop a bullet in half Okita sama?

"I think if anyone feels confident enough to do that they are braver than I! ~"

[cerasisbellator]

Nanomachines son! They harden in response to physical trauma, you can't kill me Okita!

"Nanomachines?"

"...Even if they increase your resistance to my swordplay you're movements have slowed Senator, in particular, my strike to your lower bicep even caused you to wince minutually...you weren't expecting my strikes to double in speed were you? Though before that-"

"P-PUT ON A SHIRT OR SOMETHING WOULD YOU!? IT'S UNSIGHTLY TO RUN AROUND HALF NAKED!!"

[cerasisbellator]

"Stop right there criminal scum! No one breaks the law not on my watch. You have been found being too cute in a non ultra cute zone how do you plead?!"

"Okita is sowwy! Okita doesn't mean to be coot Okita is just Okita! Okita is kitty! Plz nyo take her feesh she will leaves to an ultwa coot zones."

[cerasisbellator]

Stop saying dumbass things! You are not making any sense!

Standing here I realize you are just like my trying to make histoorrrrrry! But who's to judge, the right from wrong when our guard is down I think we'll both agree that viooolence breed viooooleeence! BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAY!

[cerasisbellator]

Holyfuck okita senpai returns!

"Kon'nichiwa! Tadaima! Have you all been good while I was away? I hope you haven't been giving Ruler a hard time, Jeanne-San has enough to deal with already."

[cerasisbellator]

All that's left are over a dozen jars of pickles.

"....."

Okitta finds herself face to face with her one true nemesis, no not Oda! Nooooo not other saberfaces. ...NO NOT HER ALTER SELF! Pickle jars. Or more namely the blasted lid she has been tugging at for the past 20 minute or so! Sitting almost defended the Samurai begins to wonder if it was just worth popping a teeny tiny hole in the top, surely no one would not that, right?

Saber carefully slits a small slice along the top of the jar...pickly goodness follows ~ <3

Then instantly becomes burning crimson regret!

"I-I w-won't b-be defeated!"

' Thus this vicious cycle repeats itself till someone comes back with some shopping for the kitchen. '

[cerasisbellator]

Okita we are so sorry we ate everything in the fridge!

“THAT IS!....Fine! Totally fine! I. am. not. Mad! In. The. Least!”

[cerasisbellator]

“What do you mean I was deployed for a whole year?! I HAD DONGO IN THE FRIDGE!”

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“Hey you. You’ve got this! Listen, no one is as cool and capable as you okay?! So don’t go doubting yourself!”

“YOU HAVE GOT THIS!”

[cerasisbellator]

Okita ish cat? :O

“Okita is Okita. Okita is Samurai! Okita likes cats though!”

[cerasisbellator]

Okita sama did you die again? :(

“Okita is here! Okita is alive! …Okita doesn’t know why she is refering to herself in third person!“

[cerasisbellator]

Dear Okita, we ate ALL the dongo. Signed everyone xoxoxo ps

“This dishonour will not stand. You have drawn thy last breath FIEND!!”

[cerasisbellator]

“I have been gone for an age and no one restocked the mini fridge; SHAME.”

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  A winter wind blows kind and strong. Homeward bound, our journey's long.    Through ice and snow, we face a storm,       Myths of Old Man Winter's swarm.

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“H-HAI!”

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“Why did you let me eat ALL THAT CHOCOLATE?!”

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Okita Pawji unleashed ANCIENT SAMURAI DISCIPLINES!   It was super effective...IF she’d programmed dat macro right.