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[dworkinism]

the world is my cuck chair

[cerealf0rlunch]

the tv might be glowing but honestly I'm just gonna use it as a desk lamp

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[cerealf0rlunch]

god, this lamp is hurting my eyes

[axxxie]

would you be mad at me if i stuck my hand down your pants while you were talking ? what if i said i needed something to stim with to help me pay attention ?

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[cerealf0rlunch]

roleplaying an affair during sex but we have the same wife

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[cerealf0rlunch]

hornyposting

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[tall]

[cerealf0rlunch]

the tv might be glowing but honestly I'm just gonna use it as a desk lamp

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[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[cerealf0rlunch]

no actually cuz why do I need 2 years experience to clean a fucking herons

[cerealf0rlunch]

I think the dead horse did more damage than I thought

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[cerealf0rlunch]

its so funny im seeing this post now of all times

[cerealf0rlunch]

2027 sounds like some sci-fi shit i cant wait to see what horrors are unleashed on us

[ilovefrankocean999]

one bicep a day keeps the sadness away or something like that

[artbyaloser]

rocky learns about yawning

[chasings3renity]

[cerealf0rlunch]

me and my chocolate oat milk against the world :3

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