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it/its or she/her | laura? | late-twenties | german | pfp and header are from the hit video game Anthology of the Killer not by me | please send asks i promise i only bite when you want me to | also on fedi at @[email protected]

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Hey nice uhhhhh blog!!

thanksies <3

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slaps. yourface very gently and politely with my normal sized paw

help the girls are slapping me in my inbox. they are doing it very gently and politely though

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My girlfriend made me anthology of the killer ... For a while I thought they was your oc

y-your girlfriend made you anthology of the killer?

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hiii @june-egbert-official (from your wording i'm assuming you intended this to be an ask instead of a submission so i'm answering it like this)

thank you so much <3

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let's take it slow. like real slow. like really really slow. like not progressing at all

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yes my executive function. thankyou my executive function

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let's take it slow. like real slow. like really really slow. like not progressing at all

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yes my executive function. thankyou my executive function

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[girl living in a wondrous world and having a vast amount of choices available]: i'm bored

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afraid choices you consider might disappoint some people? try disappointing people on purpose! you might like it

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godddd what if i post something and the girls don't like it?? what happens then?

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i'd get taken out back and shot

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love how when your "biggest fans" on here are mutuals tumblr presents them with a big "unfollow" button every time you check your activity page

you want to unfollow these fools?

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help i went onto your blog, saw a button that told me to press it, pressed it, exited the pop up, saw a button that told me to press it, pressed it, exited the pop up, saw a button that told me to press it and basically i’ve been stuck in your ask box for a few years now and ive been wondering if you could send some food please thank you 👍

good job following instructions: good girl!! this is your home now! i'm afraid we ran out of food

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let's all walk down the path of least resistance until we smooth it down into a slippery slope

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call my posts bunnies🐇 the way they flop

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let's take it slow. like real slow. like really really slow. like not progressing at all

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[hypnotising you but i'm really bad and shy about it] you're uhhh you're looking at these words, yes? you're reading them. you're comprehending them. the world around you slowly fades out. you're feeling slightly light headed. you uhm. you find yourself compelled to go into my ask box. you uhhh. you. you feel like you really really want to praise me. like really really badly. it's the main thing you want to do. and afterwards uhhh you want to reblog this post. and you feel great. and you tell me in the tags how great you feel. ok? uhhhh ok that's it. bye!

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yyouour'e so cute, Mistress Cube @ w @ i'm deeeply huypontized and think yuou're duoing great adn we're gonna make it just goot..ta have some faith in yourself aa-aand the people who believe in you... @ w @

that's right!

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this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^