[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[shotgunsins]

you start to listen to mcr and suddenly those campy skeleton fingerless gloves start speaking to you like the green goblin mask

[thatblueskylark]

At this point I'm BEGGING and hoping they're making a documentary about this tour bc the amount of labour and subtext in this production is INSANE

[gerardgerard]

Santiago Chile 2026

📸 : Exequiel Pérez

[cerebraldisturbance]

yes hi hello i am back from the dead and it’s mostly for this

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

(x)

[casket-of-imps]

indeed.com/jobs/guy-that-stands-ominously-in-a-scary-cloak-doing-fuck-all-at-the-mcr-concert

[cerebraldisturbance]

indeed.com/jobs/person-that-lays-down-while-gerard-straddles-you-and-you-watch-him-get-absolutely-fucking-SOAKED-in-blood

[infectiouspiss]

please... fetch me a dagger

[cerebraldisturbance]

oh my G O D

[womanwhowritesformany]

you’re SICK if you find this attractive (i’m sick)

[wintercorrybriea]

hydrangea armor by hallofstars

[chicaautista-deactivated2021082]

[alittlespankandtickle]

Fuck around (be a tease) and find out (get restrained and wrecked)

[crowzs]

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

[animatedamerican]

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

[supervillainny]

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

[cant-thinkofanythingclever]

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

[cerebraldisturbance]

i miss you, i truly do... the world is actually burning and there has been so much miscommunication... i’m sorry.

Idk who this is but if you owe me an apology anonymously is a weak af way to deliver it

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[weltraum-kartoffel]

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