Mer Pel-Thenhior, Your Tits

late 20s | she/her csethiro ceredin please call me

[cinematicgrave]

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Pietro Tenerani (Italian, 1789-1869) Psiche svenuta, 1869 Galerie nationale d'Art moderne et contemporain, Rome

[yesornopolls]

If you had a guaranteed income that covered housing, food, transportation and a reasonable annual vacation, would you still work?

If you had a guaranteed income that covered housing, food, transportation and a reasonable annual vacation, would you still work?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 7

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Just figured out something about Diesel that makes me feel like such a dumbarse

[luck-system-shenanigans]

do share please

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So for those who don't know, Diesel is a typical housecat. He has typical cat behaviours and enjoys typical cat things. He's my neighbour's cat, not mine, but I feed him even though I probably shouldn't, mostly because somebody has to.

Like most cats, Diesel enjoys tasty food. He gets wet food each afternoon and can get pretty pushy in the hour or so pre-food, which is normal for cats. Sometimes, he also gets pushy at random times of the day, including a couple of hours after already having wet food, which is also not unusual for cats, so I just chalk it up to his annoying cat behaviour. It'll be a few hours after his dinner and he'll stand in front of my computer screen staring at me and I'll go to make a coffee and he'll run to the fridge and meow at me, and grab my leg when I try to leave the kitchen; it's all very annoying but hey, some cats are annoying, whatever. It's particularly annoying because he mostly seems do to it when I'm super hungry and then it feels awkward to fix myself something while he's looking at me like this, then pushing him away from my food, and somehow after I eat he's never

He does it when I'm hungry.

If you can see where this is going then you're a lot smarter than me, because it wasn't until this week that I started paying attention. When Diesel started badgering me and luring me into the kitchen, I started going. I started making myself some food. I sit down to eat it, he jumps up to smell it like normal; I push him away like normal and he goes to eat some of his dry food (the same dry food that's been there all day but he's been ignoring and bugging me instead) while I eat my soup. Afterwards he stops bugging me and either goes off somewhere to do his own thing or comes over for a snuggle.

Diesel's not leading me to the kitchen to ask for wet food. He's leading me there to tell me to eat. I'm being fuckign. Handled. By a half-stray housecat.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He's currently purring at me and asking for post-dinner snuggles but it just feels condescending now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me: Diesel do not eat my soup.

Diesel: I am confirming that you have food and not yet another craft project to get lost in. Good. Now I will go to my bowl and we can eat together.

[dogpuppy]

[i-will-write]

[ceredin]

give me your maia/csethiro wedding night headcanons please and thank you

[freakoutgirl]

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

[cosmonautroger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sound on)

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[focsle]

My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.

[focsle]

E.g.

[ID: Detailed drawing of a sperm whale with shading, eyes, and a spout]

[ID: Wobblier drawing of a whale with no shading and no detailed features]

[ID: The vague blurry notion of a whale]

[sisterreisaid]

Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales

[godmybackhurts]

@plaguedocboi

[mapleejay]

kitty cat purring gotta be in the top 1 sounds ever invented it's so awesome that there's a creature that can just be sitting and staring blankly at me but I know she's happy cause she's going brrrrrrrr

[bluesallontheocean-deactivated2]

Min Nedaö Vechin, you will always be famous

(lowkey want Katherine Addison to write a short story about how she became the Prima Soprano of the Opera House of Zhaö. Did she have to beat out a tonne of competition? Or was she more of an Arvenean and her talent spoke for itself?)

[ceredin]

ok but what IS it about the goblin emperor (and related works) that makes you need to reread it so often? i go a month without rereading and i swear withdrawal sets in like WHERE is my good friend maia drazhar. i miss him

[sukinapan]

working on a gamejam :)

[sunshinerotting]

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

[enki2]