[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[alexander]

They still gonna not ring the doorbell and say “no one was there to sign”

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[jurasslcpark-deactivated2014091]

illegally downloading things

[sloppity-bilepiper]

Harry “Headbanger” Bright? One of the biggest Gay Icons in cinema history. Only woman he loved was Lily James and that’s BEYOND valid. Asks her to sleep with him because she’s pretty and he’s never been with a girl before. Tries to chase her down in a grand romantic gesture but gives up at the first inconvenience. Doesn’t hear from her for 20 years but shows up for the Drama of it all. Announces he’s gay to an island full of strangers AT HIS DAUGHTERS WEDDING. Leaves a super important meeting in Japan to go back to Greece because he misses his daughter. Literally radiates chaotic gay energy in every scene. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[bob-belcher]

[brittany-murphy]

[lukestarkillerisgay]

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

[garbage-empress]

card front:

oil painting of a stereotypical gondola rower waving at the viewer and smiling

card inside:

So sorry for your loss!

My Gondolences!

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[starwarsgraphictee]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

wait for it………..

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound up.

[dwight-schrutes]

[phoebebufay]

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[thesymski]

HIS OWN FATHER….

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[jedibookshrikeofnorta]

Mare: *makes eye contact with Cal*

Evangeline:

[wlwkara]

tbh only hozier could write a song about rotting in a field and make it sound romantic

[ohevoyev]

i love cows and their long fucking eyelashes what kind of beauty icons