Instead of rolling dice, buy a copious amount of Chinese fortune cookies. Every time you need to roll, read aloud your fortune and let your Dungeon Master decide what it means.
DM:Â Eat for initiative
*Everyone reaches into a large bowl of fortune cookies in the center of the table*
The guy who was way too eager: it says⊠âEvery flower blooms in its own sweet time.â
DM: You go last























