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smis-happens

New meme:

type in “I’m” in the tags and use the first tag that appears

#i'm crying

innerchildabortionclinic

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

fairycosmos

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

sapropel

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

sapropel

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

enba-and-luka

nyancrimew

going forward i will only consume problematic media

nyancrimew

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

dovesndecay

withswords

re: "stop calling yourself a chud" stopppp calling things a humiliation ritual. "humiliation rituals" are a conspiracy theory that the "elite cabal" or "illuminati" or whoever else (read: jews) force celebrities to embarrass themselves in public (read: do anything kind of gay or gendery) to maintain good standing, thereby destroying western society. you don't need this nazi word!!

desk-drawerr

He eat a nemon

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

dogpuppy

poobletoods

i am no longer fucking asking

poobletoods

for all your no longer fucking asking needs

ambermcqueen

@creatingblackcharacters

darkcomedies

nothing makes me want to remake my entire blog more than when i encounter a blog with the perfect tagging system. that shit makes me feel like patrick batement.