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Horror Movies

More horror movies should happen in fast food places or clothing stores so I would want to go into them less.

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Butts and Boobs

Nicknames for big butts such as clapper and thumper are actually quite dumb. A clapper is a 90's and early 2000's toy and Thumper is a Disney animal. Also I do not see why having a big butt is a good thing you do understand I poop out of that, and boobs are just big sacs of fat on my chest that at one point fill up with milk so basically they are utters.

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Flick of da flick of da muñeca

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I will never understand how a boy can call a girl fat or ugly and not understand that they will hold that in their heart for the rest of their life.

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Some girls love to drink Starbucks and do their nails while watching the Notebook. I love to eat mashed potatoes with hot sauce and think about Batman while watching Jurassic Park.

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I believe a true woman should have balls but class.

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So I am at Chipotle about to get my drink and this hot guy is standing behind me which made me super nervous, so I accidently fill up my cup with water and forget to put ice in. Unfortunately I then make the decision to put ice in even though the cup is already filled by doing this the water spills all over me I make a distorted snort/grunt. Then I just start to laugh in a creepy, whispery way and ran right out of the there.  

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Favorite parts from Mulan! 

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Well...this is awkward.