I'd give my life for a nice bowl of soup.

Sometimes it's best just to say "Yikes" and leave. He/him - 21

[focsle]

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

[focsle]

Look at this CAR HORN!!

[bewareimfrench]

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

[bowieboosh]

Cargoyle

[isitsafe]

[pinene]

Love the bot summoning incantation

[tall]

[polysentimental-geometry-deacti]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

[goldenzingy46]

doctor who is so fucking funny the guy with the highest kill count in the universe, the genocide guy yeah him, is a pacifist. and the main character

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Ignoring for a moment the fact that most of those kills are space fascists and the one big war crime didn't even happen, every act of compassion and begging people to do better is driven by overwhelming guilt. Twelve did a whole beautiful impassioned speech about wanting to make sure nobody ever has to do anything as horrible as the things he did. What did you miss?

[sp1tzmauschen]

I mean it's definitely not clear they're a pacifist all the time, I think the moral of them is they try but fail.

Half of the time they just fails to save people or gets them accidentally killed in crossfire or people sacrifice themselves bc they think he's so great.

The other half are space fascist's where it's kill or have others killed. It shows how hard being a pacifist is.

It really depends on who's writing them though some just make them like a god who gets to decide everyone's fate and that's just wrong.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Yeah calling the Doctor a Pacifist feels weird. One of their primary pass times is fighting monsters.

They make bad decisions sometimes, but they generally try to minimize violence. So much running away, so much talking.

But when the situation calls for it

The name the Doctor is a promise. Never be cruel nor cowardly.

But what feels even weirder and more wrong than calling the Doctor a pacifist is saying they're "the genocide guy".

Also yeah I'm really quite tired of people writing the Doctor like they're a god. I blame moffat.

[goldenzingy46]

to be quite frank if your genocide count is in the double digits it does make you the genocide guy. lmao. it doesn’t matter what your intentions are you are now the genocide guy

[the-evil-skull]

"The Doctor is a pacifist and the only people he kills are space fascists, which makes it OK 🥺 he feels realllyyyyy bad about it and even makes a speech about it 🥺" yeah sure sorry let me just

[tonysaintborgi]

Quiznos Coyote is a mood that you can feel. next time you feel it say "I feel Quiznos Coyote about this."

[tonysaintborgi]

[miragefannumber3]

[thenextdraft]

Company's morals and products are both sh*tty.

[transcyberism]

in case you didn't know it, this is also related to how cyclosporiasis spreads. when farm workers are not given adequate bathroom breaks or access to restrooms, they have no choice but to relieve themselves directly into the fields, especially if they are already suffering from diarrheal disease and have been made to work while sick. the pathogen ends up in irrigation ditches and, eventially, all over your food. this is why human rights like sanitation need to be available to everyone in order to be effective for anyone.

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[nycswebhead]

weird as hell but not necessarily a crime

[amc]

Congratulations, Breaking Bad!

[sonyplaytation]

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

[hotvampireadjacent]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices

[deramin2]

Every time I hear a white vegan say that I want to throw the rubble of the Klamath Dams at them.

The largest dam removal in U.S. history. So successful that the salmon that haven’t run freely in the river for literally over a century came back the next year. Not steady progress over a decade as expected, the very next salmon run they came home. No one alive saw salmon in that river outside the hatcheries kept by native’s tribes and the Department of Fish And Wildlife scientists desperately trying to save them. One of the activists who helped bring the suit spoke of their dying grandmother making them promise to bring the fish home, and they didn’t know how that was possible, but they spent decades doing it.

The legal basis for successfully suing the power company who owned the dams was Indigenous treaty rights to eat the fish. Eating the fish was the one thing in a century that succeeded in being a clear and legally binding right that superseded the desires of white capital and industry. I have been going to the public interest environmental law conference off and on for 20 years where a lot of organizing for Undam The Klamath happened. I’ve heard updates about every legal tact they tried as they happened, and they tried everything.

There are healthy, thriving salmon, trout, and lamprey in a rewilding and recovering Klamath River right now as a direct result of Indigenous people eating them. Of their legally binding right to eat them. They sure as fuck care more about those fish than any white vegan ever could. They are salmon people that the Creator sent Salmon to feed, while charging the People with protecting and stewarding them. It’s not possible to learn about salmon and trout in the Pacific Northwest without learning this, and it’s unambiguously racist to dismiss this symbiotic relationship.

The white vegans are trying to get all hunting and fishing banned in Oregon, and that’s quite possibly the single most catastrophic thing that could be done to the animals here because we killed off all the major predators of creatures like deer and without anything hunting them their numbers will explode, eat all the vegetation, destroy the ecosystem, and then die along with everything else in that failing ecosystem. Controlled hunting of deer is vitally necessary for the deer to survive. This is something Native people know, but patronizing racist savior-complex white people refuse to listen to.

I have a whole collection of Oregon’s Public Broadcasting’s documentaries about Klamath River or the larger story of fish and people in the region. If you watch nothing else, watch Klamath Dams Are Coming Out, First Salmon Ceremony, After The Dams, and First Decent (Native made). It could not be clearer that the salmon are being protected and nourished by the people who eat them, and that stewardship is a massive part of their creation myths. But it contradicts political vegan dogma so they don’t listen.

The Klamath River Runs Free

The Klamath River Runs Free

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies

[aya--bb]

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

[notemily]

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

[pyrogina]

im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭

[crabussy]

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

[crabussy]

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

[hexabeast]

[proteusolm]

bitework with my miniature american pitbull terrier