Shenaninaninanigans

Official side blog for certified-handler icon by @yourpalghost

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We've heard collect my pages, we've heard collect my mixtapes, but have we heard of scan my QR codes slenderman

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Had a vision

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How it feels being a Zukka shipper since 2005:

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God, I love a desperate man...

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Alright chat, should I crack open this Crystal Pepsi that expired in 2017? The bottle looks like it got liposuction but I think Imma drink it anyway...

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I'm alive! I took several sips, but it was flat and tastes like ass. Imma save it for a mixer instead. 🤣

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Rewatching Poltergeist again for perhaps the gazillionth time and I will always stand by my opinion that it is a near-perfect film, but seriously... why the hell wasn't Tangina like "Oh and btw, there's hella dead bodies buried under your house?"

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Honestly rude that the house doesn't stay clean after you clean it.

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ALRIGHTY! THAT'S A WRAP FOLKS!

Thank you everyone for all your wonderful and fun asks! Thank you for making this a fun and successful event! You're all so awesome and amazing!

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Mrs. Emily would you like to have more children?

Mrs. Emily: Charlotte is... enough for us.

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Eclipse

What is your foot measurement? I need to know for… totally weird reasons (hiding my sock knitting patterns in my jacket). Just the weirdest reasons.

Eclipse: I wear a size 37 in American shoe size; 75 in European size. As for actual measurements, that's for you to figure out. I have better things to do with my time.

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Bruce are you really going to stay away?

are you determined to come back for them?

Bruce: Gene is safer if I stay away. I know that deep down. It'll be hard, but I'm going to try to keep my word.

I do have an idea though... a way we can maybe stay in touch.

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Detective Hartly, pal, do you perhaps have your will and testament updated? I mean you have such a dangerous job and now that you know what you seem to know about mr afton. Well. You know…

Bruce: I really don't have anyone to leave anything to. My father and I... well, we don't speak much these days. Truth be told, I don't even know if he's alive anymore. Besides, I don't have much to leave to anyone, even if I did have family.

It's for the best this way. As you say, the job is dangerous.

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soooooooo

Sun how does it feel to have your first break up?

Sun: Can... can we please discuss something else?

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Moon you may be a real piece of work but I just love ya

Moon: At least someone appreciates all the effort I put in around here.

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Bruce how do YOU think the truck got so far Into the lake

Bruce: I truly don't know. My best guess would be that a boat large enough to carry the truck would have been used to get it out to the point where it was dumped, but that's pure speculation. Also, if that were the method used, I don't know why they wouldn't have taken it further. I can only guess, and those guesses leave me with more questions than answers.

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Sun, youre so pretty.

Sun: Thank you, my dear. Truly. It's a nice sentiment to hear during a time like this.

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How DID henry react to you hurting the mouse, eclipse

Eclipse: I had to listen to a lecture the entire way home, and worse... once we arrived home, I had to undergo recalibration to ensure my sensors were working correctly to prevent any more accidents.

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I do have a question for Bruce, are you aware that someone broke (dislocated) the bartender arm? ☹️

Bruce: Gene's arm was dislocated!? How? When!? I... I can't believe I didn't notice. Damn it... I never should have left.