mmkay im dying to know your takes on the papas and their stupid guilty pleasures. toss mary in there too >:•]
Okay wait this is so fun.
Primo: Starbucks summer iced drinks. No caffeine enough fake fruit and sugar to choke a horse. He low-key looks forward to it every year and absolutely spends several minutes explaining his order. Because yes you can use the pink drink mix with white mocha sauce, matcha powder, and sweet cream cold foam.
Secondo: this man watches Love Island like other people watched Succession. And boy does he have thoughts. Has he almost stabbed one of the ghouls for disagreeing with his opinion? Absolutely. Because Zach is clearly too stupid to be anything but a fuckboy moron, not a master manipulator. Duh.
Terzo: will deny any sort of pleasure making him feel guilty, but that being said: romance novels. Holy shit does he tear through those. And not even literary smut. This man wants every bodice-ripper/self-insert bullshit he can find. Expect all the commentary as well. "What a fucking buffoon, who does he think he is, she will never forgive him for that." Plus, he thinks (and honestly probably does) he can fuck better than any of the MMCs.
Copia: Twilight. The books, the movies, the soundtracks. Did he blow out his voice belting Decode by Paramore while driving in the rain? Sure did. He doesn't even think the material is good, that's why it's a guilty pleasure! But he thinks Edward could do better and he will die on that hill.
Perpetua: my god this man is intolerable about classical musicals. He's completely incapable of watching one without belting every song, a different voice for each character, without a single thought to the rest of the audience. The King and I, Sound of Music, Oklahoma, doesn't matter, he's got them all on lock. He will also never not cry at the end of Miss Saigon.
Mary: gas station food. Not a bodega or konbini. We're talking a BP Station in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Get this dude a flat soda icee and a microwave burrito and he's a happy little raccoon. His digestive system will never forgive him but he doesn't care. Toss in some of those Hostess cherry fruit pies and he'll eat them by the dozen.
