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@certified-handler
This is a blog for my DCA x Reader fics:
Dealer's Choice.:.The Night Shift
Dealer's Choice Soundtracks: Official Playlist .:. Unofficial Playlist Dealer's Choice Side Chapters: Up the Ante
Other AUs:
Princess Tutu AU .:. I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Fire Dancer AU .:. Witch AU .:. Battle Bots AU .:. Moulin Rouge AU
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Sideblogs:
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Sketches of Dealer's Choice Eclipse (Fics and full body ref by @certified-handler)
Maybe I'll color it and stuff eventually, but I wanna share the sketches for now. (I hope I did him justice)
NOW BEHOLD: ✨️ECLIPSE!✨️
Close ups and sketch process below:
YOOOOOOO!
Oh man, you are so much braver than I am to have drawn him shirtless so many times!
Get flustered, boy! If you're gonna be looking so dang pretty, you're gonna catch the bartender's eye.
Ooooh, I love all his expressions! You always have a way of capturing the best expressions possible! I love it so so so much! Especially the angry and flustered expressions! Absolutely marvelous!
Kinda wanna create the saddest, most pathetic wet mop of a guy. Not a self insert. Just... this pathetic waste of space human guy who works at the Plex and is miserable, constantly facing life-threatening situations to the point that they're like, "This may as well happen."
You know the type.
Also, it's imperative that they have a best friend at work named like... Rachael or something. And Rachael is an absolute beam of light who brightens everyone's day... except the character, who is just a miserable mop no matter what, but Rachael keeps trying anyway.
Kinda wanna create the saddest, most pathetic wet mop of a guy. Not a self insert. Just... this pathetic waste of space human guy who works at the Plex and is miserable, constantly facing life-threatening situations to the point that they're like, "This may as well happen."
You know the type.
When I do finally open commissions, which would you prefer?
$15 writing commissions (1500 words a piece)
$15 art commissions (Inked, colored, mailed to you for $2 more)
Okay, so it looks like writing comms are preferred, but that doesn't mean I won't open the occasional art comm from time to time!
Thanks so much for letting me know what's gonna work best for me!
When I do finally open commissions, which would you prefer?
$15 writing commissions (1500 words a piece)
$15 art commissions (Inked, colored, mailed to you for $2 more)
$6 Skeb/Surprise Sketch Commissions
oop I lied I'm gonna just go ahead and put this up now eeee sorry 🙈💦
I wanna get myself something for my birthday coming up!! (07/24)
No WIP previews or editing once they're done (cause they're a surprise!), and I have full artistic freedom with these! Will be done relatively quick (depending on my wrist)! Can be a headshot, halfbody, or fullbody which is up to my choosing! They'll look somewhat similar to the examples above!
I have 10 slots open for now, but I may open more!
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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So I have a Ko-Fi now! I'm still in the process of setting it up, but I'm hoping I'll be able to take commissions soon!
@yourpalghost
BESTIE!
Dealer's Choice AU Eclipse Full Body Ref
HHHHHHH it's finally done! The Eclipse full body reference!
*deep heavy sigh* This took me a lot longer than I was hoping, but here it is! I can't wait to never draw him shirtless ever again... 😆
Reblogging him again because I spent way too much time on him not to...
Second attack on @driftingmoonmenace because Oberon is hella fiiiiiine <33333
First attack on @scarredlove!
I really love Selene okay TvT
My insides are Red, and so are you
Me: "I'm taking a writing break for the month of July."
Also me: *enters a fugue state and writes another 7k+ chapter*
Holy hell That chapter was literally so magnificent 😲💕 I literally had to double read it.
My goodness moon is at his limits with his patience for bartender, 😂 I was smiling the whole time like a b#tch, man I reallyy wanted to know where he was taking us!! 😫
And I can't believe we just did that out the car very daring pft I could just tell moon was Hella pissed at bartenders choice of action, not because we escaped despite warnings, but also I feel like a little part of his mood would also be directed at the fact we could have injured ourselves during that, I know he doesn't want us hurt regardless of anything so I bet he's now also pissy about that too and not just the escape, or I could be wrong and he's just a moody ass angry gremlin.
Also alsooo SUN!!
Lhfkgxkgxgkxkh sun acknowledged us!! Those gorgeous eyes of his were on us!! Hopefully bartender remembers his words though because like.. I would have already forgotten in that moment due to being distracted by his beauty.
despite that wonderful blessing though I was impressed with his secret coding messages he was directing, what a clever robot I actually absolutely adored how this was written... Wait hold on is something gonna happen?! Is Charlie a target?! Nobody touches eclipse's child!
The fact that sun isn't so against moon taking us away after we mentioned it before hand, in fact I believe he knew that we was going away in that moment too...and do you think moon was warning sun through their connection whilst we were running away from the car?
Weeeee! I'm so glad you enjoyed the chapter! 😊
Yeah, Moon is... at his limit. And I'm not saying he's in the right at all, but the bartender is behaving so recklessly right now that I almost don't blame him for wanting to take them somewhere they have minimal chances of getting theirself into trouble. Needless to say, he's not even remotely impressed with their dare-devil escape.
As for Sun... look, no matter how he feels about the bartender and the stupid things they're doing, he does still care deeply for them. He's also willing to put his feelings aside to do the right thing, at least to some small extent. As to whether his warning to the bartender was out of an overabundance of caution or not... well, I guess that remains to be seen. 🤭
And yeah, as soon as Sun saw Henry and Eclipse walk in with Charlotte, he realized Moon was probably going to take the bartender away. While he doesn't necessarily like the idea of Moon having BT all to himself, he understands the reason for it.
As soon as BT broke free, Moon was 100% hounding Sun to get rid of Charlotte before BT could get to the lounge, but Sun wasn't going to do that. For one thing, he knew Eclipse would never listen to him about getting Charlotte out of there, and for another, he really doesn't like being ordered around by Moon. He figured the meeting was inevitable, though he also knows what the consequences to come will be. There just wasn't much he felt he could do about it.
BTW, just because I'm taking a writing break for the month, doesn't mean I won't be around here! So like, feel free to send asks and stuff!
some rough concepts of that bad boy sun guy I thought of the other day, more than likely gonna change some things but he's getting there! I have no clue what to name him lmao
Ohohohohohohohohohoho!
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New spouse for meeeeeee! 💍
