'Unnatural supernaturals.'

Warning; NSFW content might be present. Oh, did i mention they're supernaturals that don't act like it? Yeah.. Pretty ironic.

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

"hey muse do u wanna do some repl-"

"hey muse do u maybe wanna stop posting st-"

"muse i know you like that fc but that doesn’t mean we can just make another —"

"hey muse do u maybe wanna an-"

"ok im just gonna go to bed then since ur-"

[empireddreams-deactivated201510]

      ❝ we should lay around naked for the rest of the night, it sounds like a pretty good idea to me. ❞ he tells the other boy with a small smirk.

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

       "..Really? You don't mind that i stick around?" Jericho spoke in return, his words barely audible.

                                      "..Not that i wouldn't love it, cause i would love it."

[teachandinspire-deactivated2016]

'You just pissed off the wrong person.” Bianca looked sharply at the other. 

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

      "..Is that suppose to worry me, dear?" The age old demon's laugh rumbled deep in his throat, as emerald eyes became engulfed in a tar of darkness.

                                          "..'Cause it doesn't."

[sassahi]

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

[sassahi]

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

[oooarchive]

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

[hopefulartandwriting]

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

[elizabethismms]

LEAVE MY LIFE

[pxraspera-blog]

when i see a reply i’ve been waiting for:

[sleppu-archive-deactivated20170]

hey *leans against wall* wanna ship our ocs *slips and falls*

[closeasstrangersmp3]

psa: if we’ve rped multiple times chances are i will refer to you as my bb or as my friend jsyk

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

i’ve always been prepared to die ——                   that doesn’t mean i ( want ) to. 

[ohisitcuddletime]

Test muse

[ohisitcuddletime]

"I know that being lonely is not as terrifying as being in love. People change and do stupid things, just to prove someone, that they deserve their love.”

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

           "..That has to do with the people in the world, not love. Love doesn't even necessarily mean romance, but caring for someone. A friend or family member."

                         "..I love everything, the bad, good, and in between."

           "..I've been in this world a long time, and being alone is much more terrifying than people. why? That, my dear, is a long story."

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

psa ! please tag me in surprise starter thingies. or meme thingies. or open starters you want a reply to because if im tagged in them i’ll reply i just want so many things tag me in all the things

[ohisitcuddletime]

Test muse

[ohisitcuddletime]

"You are not supposed to deserve love. Someone either love you or they don’t."

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

         "..That's the wrong way to look at it. Everyone deserves someone to love and be loved by. Without someone, life is a lonely and terrifying place. I, and many others know this."

[ohisitcuddletime]

Test muse

"True love? Who believes in that anymore?"

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

           "..The ones who have given up on believing they deserve it."

[certifiedaxhole-blog]

I'll be your Protection..

A Supernatural ( Verse or AU ) where Muse A, is an aggressive Wolf that's stumbled over an injured Fae, Muse B. Instead of taking the prey as if it was gifted to them, they nurse Muse B back to health. Feeding and licking away their cuts.

In return, Muse B gifts the wolf with the ability to choose human or beast at their disposal.

Even after Muse B's health was restore, a very noticeable bond forms (friendship or love.. ), and Muse A promises to protect the young Fae through their life together as they travel the world.

Muse A falling into the role of the aggressive brute force and Muse B becoming the conniving brain of their survival plans.

[bodyelectriics-deactivated20150]

i want angsty sexual plots like step siblings, my girlfriend’s brother/sister, co-workers, you’re dating my mom, you’re my boss/teacher, friends with benefits, pls!

[roleplayaskmemes]

No homo! starter sentences - put one in my ask.

- no offense is meant by this meme, the guy who runs this blog himself is queer, they’re meant to be funny so enjoy :)

"Getting your dick sucked isn’t gay! Sucking dick is the gay part."

"Dude, no homo, but you look hot today."

"I mean, we kissed but not in a gay way."

"I only go to gay bars to get away from the freaks in normal clubs, but now women are hitting on me!"

"I kissed a girl but it was only because of tequila shots."

"If I was gay I’d tap that."

"I experimented a little and came to the conclusion I officially love dick/pussy too much to be gay."

"Uhuh, because those jeans totally make you look straight."

"Six shots of vodka and suddenly I like men/women."

"There’s no shame in wrestling with your best bro and getting a little excited, it happens."

"It’s not gay if it’s a threeway, right?"

"Of course a threeway is gay when it’s three dudes/chicks!"

[birdsabove-archive]

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

[itsisihormazabal]