farewell to all the earthly remains

phaedrus | he/him | 22 | tme | I AM NORMAL ABOUT THE CW'S 2005-2020 TELEVISION SERIES SUPERNATURAL. | 2014 interests through a 2024 lens (I am crazy) | My Art Portfolio

[simplydnp]

they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

[jokoarchived]

"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.

[maddaboutcharacters]

@fuckrozanov

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[urie]

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

[urie]

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

[urie]

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

[pseudophan]

so that's actually not a slap. i think you did it wrong

[blond-shell]

ilya after learning that shane couldn’t stay hard during sex with any of his girlfriends:

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie | GQ | 2025

[karatekamania]

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[ahappyphjl]

happy 35th birthday @danielhowell ♡

[ilyastits]

shane makes ilya chug pineapple juice. ilya has shane taking zinc supplements

[ilyastits]

ilya learning about r/cumbiggerloads would be a game changer. he's playing mad scientist with the supplement dosages and tracking the results

[frankendykes-monster]

[lovelydeps]

its dannys birthday ! 🎉🎉🎉

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[sexhaver]

not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts