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Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer
How slutty would you say you are?
In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.
I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post
there are HOES in the DEPTHS
Don't talk about fish like this
Some Way Too In-depth Headcanons About How Pokeballs Work
Legends Arceus has a line about how Pokeballs function that makes no sense, so I might as well offer my headcanons as a supplementary explanation.
So basically, the game says [paraphrasing] that Pokemon “shrink themselves down” to go into Pokeballs. That’s inherently contradictory with the gameplay; not only should every Pokemon know minimize if this were the case, but it doesn’t explain why a Pokemon goes into a Pokeball only to break out of it, or how they go into a Pokeball after they’re already fainted.
So my take on it is to go at the same idea in a different way. When a Pokemon evolves, it completely changes size and shape, and this is often accompanied by some form of light.
Basically, all Pokemon have the ability to convert themselves into energy/light like this. This is how they evolve, as well as reproduce. It’s not something they can do on command, however; it’s more of a reflex that triggers under specific circumstances. While in the form of energy like this, the amount of space the energy takes up can be condensed or expanded, which is how they change size upon evolving.
All a Pokeball does is provide an artificial trigger for this to occur. A cut and polished tumblestone’s (one of the items needed for crafting Pokeballs) presence automatically causes a Pokemon to revert to this energy form due to a chemical reaction. When the Pokemon comes into contact with a Pokeball, it transforms into energy due to the tumblestone; said energy is pulled towards the stone and condenses down to fit inside the apricorn. Once the Pokemon is in its energy form, it remains in that form in the Pokeball due to the tumblestone’s presence until it’s sent out. Older Pokeballs spit out excess energy from the catch in the form of “fireworks”; newer Pokeballs are more efficient and don’t need to do this.
All Pokemon can reduce their energy forms down to the same size, regardless of how big they are; however, the bigger the ‘mon, the more powerful the energy is when condensed, which makes it easier for them to break out during a catch. Likewise, the more powerful the Pokemon, the more energy needs to be contained. This is why different types of tumblestones are used for different types of Pokeballs, as the variations of the stone have varying degrees of strength.
Because this energy conversion normally happens during key moments in a Pokemon’s life, it gives them a rush of endorphins. This means that a Pokemon instinctively wants to go inside of a Pokeball and curl up there; they find the experience to be cozy. This behavior also helps them conserve energy and heal after a long battle (they don’t feel pain from injuries while in the ball, but they can still become weak and faint).
Modern day Pokeballs are capable of producing simulations for the Pokemon inside, giving them the illusion of being bigger on the inside. The environments vary based on the type of Pokeball used, and different types of environments can increase catch rates; for example, while regular Pokeballs use an open field, lure balls create an underwater environment that’s more appealing to aquatic species.
So Pokemon do possess the ability to shrink themselves down… after converting into energy. And Pokemon do shrink themselves down to go inside of Pokeballs… as an automatic reflex in response to the tumblestone. So nothing the professor says is actually wrong; it’s just oversimplified, probably intentionally to make it easier for the protag to understand.
This is also why humans can’t go into Pokeballs; while descended from Pokemon, human beings lost the ability to evolve and convert into energy years ago. Because the Pokeball requires the subject to be able to do this in order to function, they have no effect on people.
*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*
quick attempt at the CW style with our elk boi;;
CENTAURWORD S2 SPOILERS
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The thing that bothers me the most is the fact that elktaur, general and elk are three different people. So when woman says that elktaur lied to her I was like "girl it wasn't elktaur nor elk, it was general. Why do you treat them like the same person?".
And yeah they are two parts of elktaur but they are literally different. General is the ugly twisted human nature while elk went crazy only after 10 years of abuse and torture.
Idk about other centaurworld fans, but I think general and nowhere king should've been treated like two different people and elktaur too. General should've been sent to jail (for 10 years without sunlight and he can't stand HOHOHO) and nowhere king should've been told to fix everything and make minotaurs normal people and animals again + helping both worlds restore.
In conclution I don't like woman saying that elktaur fed her with lies when it was general that is a whole different man
Yeeeeah... I share this thought.
centaurworld spoilers
At first I was like ''jaja nipples go helikopter helikopter'' now I am crying because sexy elk man is not evil and depressed, just death
Me: "The Elktaur is a tragic example of how self-loathing and insecurities can lead you down a self-destructive path where you ultimately hurt everyone around you, and how love can become extremely toxic if healthy boundaries and expectations aren't maintained. The Elktaur as a whole is an incredibly complex character, and it could be argued that he could've been redeemed due to the fact that as the Elktaur, he didn't necessarily do anything bad himself; it was the split parts of him that did everything. However since the two halves are what he's made of, the actions and behavior of the nowhere king and the general are TECHNICALLY his by extension. It really depends whether you see the Elktaur as his own individual with the memories of his two halves, or just the nowhere king and the general stuck together in a single body with separate thoughts."
Also me: "Heeheehoo elk man hot~"
The Nowhere King
i had a Thought earlier when Itto got released so
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
@mmmskulljuice
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Same crab!” “Same crab!”
This is why I love cuttlefish! So weird. So cool.
@raremetalupa