Dis Mah Blaug

A little punny, a little angry, and a little bad at life. I just survived a zombie apocalypse. Every aspect of my identity fluxes constantly but most often I'm agender and demipansexual

[small-town-equestrian]

so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this

is quite possibly

my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER

[prairieblooms-deactivated201804]

the main difference b/w bi women and lesbians, besides who we are attracted to, is that bi women use dual wield weapons and lesbians use one larger weapon. the dps is about equal but lesbians excel at single target and bi women are good at aoe, so i would suggest having at least one of each in your party for endgame discourse

[aca-esthetic]

[sandandglass]

After two llamas escaped from a show-and-tell presentation at a retirement communityin Sun City, Arizona, 30 minutes of amazing television ensued. Thank youArizona.

Source

[anthonyfofanthony]

simplysavs

[kavtari]

[cfactoid-blog]

smith-hadeon:

crowgram:

I need this to live forever on my blog. It’s beautiful. This is the kind of quality content I demand from my internet.

I am still laughing… I think I watched this loop a dozen times.

[silent-butt-gay-deactivated2017]

[did-you-know]

This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source

[erikas-vileplume]

We’ve glitched out the universe.  The physics engine does not have the processing power to deal with this shit.

[armisael-deactivated20150219]

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

[drakebarmitzva]

organize the things you love, like the economy

[officialposadist-blog]

collaborate in the workplace

[wizzard890]

share lists, photos, and the means of production

[sallysbutter]

birth control pills: 

can treat cysts, endometriosis, pcos, and other potentially life-threatening conditions

can lessen severe symptoms of menstruation

can treat hormonal imbalances that result in severe acne and other side effects

can prevent pregnancy from ever occurring

erectile dysfunction drugs:

give you an erection

[loveolivias]

#and guess which one is has been contested in a federal court

[dopeybeauty]

another disney movie no one asked for

[pizzalethal]

holy shit that is so cool

[poisonedpolarids-deactivated201]

HELL YES FINALLY

[tastefullyoffensive]

Different Names for Things (via imgur) Related: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

[quietlyrebelling]

when the leaf looks crunchy AND THEN IT’S NOT

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

I sometimes feel like you guys experience life in a much more intense way than me

[orchardly]

reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should

[mille-marteaux]

[punionrings]

“you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys”

oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You must travel across the land

Searching far and wide

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

Defeat the elite four to get the Quadgender badge and then defeat your rival the Bisexual

[theygoblin-deactivated20201226]

thesoundofpink puppy-feet-grl

[tardiscrash]

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

[yeahwrite]

I think we all needed this

[nitewrighter]

Art museum priorities are in order.

[superheronamesforspoonies]

Here’s a thing that is helpful and free! It’s a plugin that uses a dyslexic-friendly font and color coding to make reading easier for everyone, but especially for those of us with dyslexia, ADHD, or other learning disabilities.

Above text reads: “Make reading easier and faster with BeeLine Reader! BeeLine uses a color gradient to guide your eyes from the end of one line to the beginning of the next. This seemingly simple tweak makes reading substantially easier and faster because it allows you to transition between lines quickly and effortlessly. Thousands of people have taken our online diagnostic test, and over 90% of them saw a benefit from BeeLine. Many people are able to read 20% or 30% faster with BeeLine, even on their first try. 

Our Chrome extension works great on news articles, wikipedia pages, and other text-heavy websites. You can choose between several different color schemes, and more features will be coming soon.”