Ch1ldofSatan

[ch1ldofsatan-blog]

I swear I’m not paranoid.

I don’t like to go to bed unarmed just because you really never know what could happen, the only problem is that I sleep in a hammock. This means anything bulky, sharp, pointy, or shooty is not a viable weapon. So what do I use to defend myself?  A potato.  Hear me out. It’s round, smallish, and doesn’t have a trigger. I figure I can just chuck it and that’ll give me enough time to more properly defend myself versus patiently awaiting my death.  TLDR: Potatoes are useful weapons for hammock users.

[marisketch]

Vampire Queen 🦇

[weak6]

*is a freak, but is too shy to go in for the first kiss*

[sixpenceee]

[kinda-negovandalism]

when you meet a cute girl and try to be subtle about it

[dustinteractive]

The Wikipedia Struggle

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

[lazorsandparadox]

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

[m3rcykill]

SIGNAL BOOST

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