I headcannon Lloyd to be an OSDD1B system. My only evidence is ✨️trauma ✨️ and I'm part of a system and want characters to relate to lol
Any who here are some incorrect quotes based on that. Also Lloyd has introjects of Harumi and Morro (cause I said so) "F." Will stand for factive/fictive.
There's also a little named Raina
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F.Harumi: Ew why do you look like that? You're ugly
Harumi: Don't you look exactly like me in the headspace?!
F.Harumi: Yes... but not ugly like you
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F. Harumi: Hey Rumi
Harumi: Yeah....
F. Harumi: I'm an introject of you right?
Harumi: right...
F.Harumi: And I exist because of you... so does that mean you're my...
Harumi: Rumi please no
F.Harumi: My mommy?
Harumi: Holy shit Overlord please crush me with another building
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Lloyd: Dad I need to tell you something....
[Ressurected] Garmadon: What that an evil is coming to destroy Ninjago? Cause if so I am NOT-
Lloyd: NO! Not that. I *sigh* I was diagnosed with OSDD1B its like DID, meaning I have alternate identities but don't have memory loss beteeen them, I've known something was up for a while but now I know what it is...it's because of repeated early childhood trauma
Garmadon: Trauma? What trauma could you have
Lloyd: Seriously?!
Garmadon: yes seriously
Lloyd: Let's see, I was abandoned by BOTH of my parents. Lived in a boarding school where I was bullied constantly, and then discovered I was the Green Ninja and would have to fight my father to to the death. Not to mention I was kidnapped almost died in LAVA prior to discovering that? "
Garmadon: Oh PLEASE that's a cake walk compared to what I've seen the past thousand years!"
Harumi (Gatekeeper): *struggling to keep Morro (protector) from fronting and beating his ass
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Darreth: So let me get this straight... you're a system?
F.Morro: Yes
Darreth: So...is there an evil alter
F.Morro: No, but we'll all become the evil alter if you don't shut the fuck up
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Jay: Hey Lloyd where's the Halloween Cand-
Raina (Little): *shoving face with candy*
Jay: You aren't Lloyd...are you?
Raina: *shaking head*
Jay: COLE ITS YOUR TURN TO WATCH THE CHILD, I THINK ITS RAINA!
Cole: *yelling from the other ship* RAINA WANNA PLAY PRIME EMPIRE WITH ME? I HAVE CAKE!
Raina: *Usain Bolts her ass to Cole*
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Bully: HA! You're telling me the Green Ninja is a system? Oh is the little baby personality gonna cry?
Nya *being held back by Jay*: LET ME AT HIM
Kai *being held back by Cole*: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! KNOW ONE SAYS THAT ABOUT RAINA
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Raina: Kai! I wanna ride on your shoulders!
Kai: Sorry kiddo the body is a little too big for that
Raina: *death stare*
Raina: *ontop of a struggling Kai* IM THE QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN GIVE ME YOUR CANDY!!!
Nya: *dying laughing*
Cole: EXCUSE ME?! I HAVE SUPER STRENGTH I COULD'VE DONE IT
Raina: I know, I just wanted to mess with Kai
Cole: Oh my God you are the best child ever
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Zane: Jay, Kai I require your assistance
Jay/Kai: Yeah?
Zane: I'm trying to assist Lloyd in figuring something out
Jay: What is it?
Lloyd: Someone messaged Harumi and I have no clue who. I don't know if they're new
Kai: I thought you remembered this stuff?
Lloyd: I do remember what happened, but I don't always remember WHO did it.
Kai: *reading text* "Just saying I'm hotter than you." This sounds alot like Rumi
Jay: Yeah, doesn't she like to call Harumi "ugly"
Lloyd: That's what I thought, but she said she didn't type it
Jay: Well then maybe Morro?
Kai: Yeah maybe
Lloyd: Nope not him either, Morro hates Harumi and would NEVER message her
Jay: Hmmm... maybe Raina?
Zane: The seven year old?
Jay: Yeah her, unless it was someone else? What aren't there like 13 of you?
Lloyd: I doubt it, I'll ask her
Lloyd: *sighs* She did it
Kai: Oh my FSM I adore that kid.
#headc